Actually, from a relative left and right perspective they'll still run into each other.
Too right...
Leftside one way is the same side as rightside in the opposite direction. This will cause more collisions.
And who runs on stairs??
Leftside one way is the same side as rightside in the opposite direction. This will cause more collisions.
And who runs on stairs??
Forbidden!
Though it doesn't said when and where......
Though it doesn't said when and where......
It's obvious...no whizzing allowed in the Twilight Zone.....
Clever!
I think this is what you call a loose/loose situation. If the guy in front jams on the brakes...
If the guy in the back pedals faster the guy in the front gets a free Rectal Exam...
Ouch!
Never feed your cat mexican food...
Shopped, I can tell by the pixels.
You'd have to be pretty damn gullible to think that was real to begin with....
The cat can't really fly???!!!!! I'm so disappointed.
Topper
Topper
it never hurts to look over your shoulder now and then.
Like this?
It's amazing how much livestock you can see on the roads.....
IF those things experience flatulence or even defecate.. Gosh.. I can't even describe it if I'm driving
arkhi,
If they do you will have sufficient gas to get to your destination. Just make sure you bring a garden hose with you to re-cycle the waste.
Another in my never ending collection....
YES!
I knew one day in this millenium you would post something funny!
Been more funnier if it was Pepper Spray!
Talk about teary eyes.....
It was a tumblr post lol XD
Nothing to see here, move along.
Driving the car from the chair using straps. Brainiac genius until the brakes are needed!
That's why he has a mop.
There are two types of Youtube comments:
arkhi,
I can duplicate that in a bathtub having eaten a plateful of beans...
We call them "Farkles!"
Just don't pop the bubbles....
Hahaha! Good one THW. I actually had a good laugh when I read that
We all need a good laugh once in a while so I am glad you enjoyed my humor.
Now have a great week.
Dennis
Do you dare?...........
That is going to make some big shark steaks!
Here is a grill for those big shark steaks. One at a time of course.
Hey is that a flamethrower on the right?
Nah, not a flame thrower! Just a little igniter. Used for small grills and interplanetary rockets.
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
Nice hair cut!
This is my new dew..............
got to keep up with the latest style!
got to keep up with the latest style!
*chuckle*
my contributions for the day.
That should give a new generation of infants nightmares for their entire life.
Perfect for addams family!
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!
Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".
pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".
My morning
pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".
Scorch / Pooch
I warned you but noooo would you listen?
You had to do it anyway.
A triple face palm moment!!!
I warned you but noooo would you listen?
You had to do it anyway.
A triple face palm moment!!!
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
such majesty! such color! its simplicity screams of deeper meanings to be interpretted. oh the beauty and the wonders!
now THAT deserves a spot at the louvre.
now THAT deserves a spot at the louvre.
in my defense I think his nose is very well done.
Something is wrong with me!!
I cant see anything!!!!
I cant see anything!!!!
it's just to the left of center next to the beautifully detailed snow drift.
It's really the Polar Bears anal sphincter not his eye blinking.....
That's how cold it is!
That's how cold it is!
Don't blame me or my work for your misfortune though, toilet seats are actually rather inexpensive.
Does anyone think of Borderlands when seeing this?
Does anyone think of Borderlands when seeing this?
Very nice view if you leave the door open...
Like in real estate....location......location.............location!
Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. A Strange Old Tool
This old tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. by the REPUBLICAN PARTY as a major part of their New Health Care Program Proposal.
They also plan to cut Government help for heating costs in the winter and cooling costs in the summer.
"We can then use the billions in savings to pay for deregulation of pollution limits caused by fossil fuels and increase subsidies to the oil companies!"
The logic is that you wont need clean air do to being able to breath through your ass and the warm smoke will heat your body in the winter and provide a cool breeze in the summer!
Are you starting to feel it? If not bend over a little more.
This old tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. by the REPUBLICAN PARTY as a major part of their New Health Care Program Proposal.
They also plan to cut Government help for heating costs in the winter and cooling costs in the summer.
"We can then use the billions in savings to pay for deregulation of pollution limits caused by fossil fuels and increase subsidies to the oil companies!"
The logic is that you wont need clean air do to being able to breath through your ass and the warm smoke will heat your body in the winter and provide a cool breeze in the summer!
Are you starting to feel it? If not bend over a little more.
...but they've assured us we can fix everything by going back to the same policies that got us in this mess in the first place.
What was old is new again policy.
That cures the healthcare problem with smoke.
All they have to do is drag out the shiny mirrors.
What was old is new again policy.
That cures the healthcare problem with smoke.
All they have to do is drag out the shiny mirrors.
fools in...
Now we have the chance to vote those fools OUT!
New fools or old fools they all leave us with the smoke machine!
Can you feel the breeze yet?
Can you feel the breeze yet?
To be honest at this point I want to see Paul elected just to see if it even is possible to return any of our rights to us.
I'm guessing it's not, kind of have the feeling he'd be railroaded by his own party.
edit: allow me to add this thought.
I'm guessing it's not, kind of have the feeling he'd be railroaded by his own party.
edit: allow me to add this thought.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein, (attributed)
US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)
This is a static picture, it is NOT animated.
A Guy
A Guy
Wow! Magic!
black magic ... sorcery I say!!!!
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.
Im little sceptical about this!
A Guy
Saw this on minecraftforum.net... got a good laugh from it.
Traveling in time.......
Talk about taking "in the cloud" to a new level...
A Guy
A Guy
Hmmm.....
I need help like NOW! I'm trying to upload a picture at tinypic but I can't understand the left word. Maybe someone can??
Too late!
I think it says learn Arabic...
LOL. i hit refresh and now it wants me to enter the f of f(?)^?=x
The answer is 42
Looks more like the Devanagari script to me - used in India ;-) Cannot decipher it, unfortunately...but maybe a speaker of Hindi can :-)
It says f(?)^?=x
Am i clever or what?
Am i clever or what?
Who said nuclear is not friendly?
It says it needs to reboot!
Exactly what I felt.
You talking to me?
Yeah! What about it???
I know you ain't coppin' no attitude with me!!
I'll send you back to ya mama cryin'.
I know you ain't coppin' no attitude with me!!
I'll send you back to ya mama cryin'.
You was saying.....?
Bring it on! Fluffy?????
Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
actually it works, it's not even suffering from the hold down the cartridge to read problem. the hard thing was finding a tv the ancient adapter worked on. been a long time since I played duck hunt
oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.
and yes that is a game of chess titans I actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before I got that many queens on the board.
oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.
and yes that is a game of chess titans I actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before I got that many queens on the board.
actually it works, it's not even suffering from the hold down the cartridge to read problem. The hard thing was finding a tv the ancient adapter worked on. Been a long time since i played duck hunt
oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.
And yes that is a game of chess titans i actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before i got that many queens on the board.
oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.
And yes that is a game of chess titans i actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before i got that many queens on the board.
So you think you are smart?
no I know I am.
Advice columns.
This is.........
This is.........
Uh oh. . . busted!
2.2 seconds?
What, was he thinking about it?
What, was he thinking about it?
I actually hate it when they force you to scroll through a eula as if you are going to bother to read it.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.
It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.
I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.
It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.
I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.
I actually hate it when they force you to scroll through a eula as if you are going to bother to read it.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.
It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.
I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.
It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.
I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.
The EULA is just the chit-chat you make with software so you can take it home!
Oh God, did I just say that out loud?
Oh God, did I just say that out loud?
this is one of my favorites... and yes it's real.
They've since removed it.
If I want to use itunes to make chemical weapons or missiles that's my business dammit.
Plus I would definitely get points for creativity in the process.
They've since removed it.
If I want to use itunes to make chemical weapons or missiles that's my business dammit.
Plus I would definitely get points for creativity in the process.
United Nations EULA for N.Korea and Iran
Code:
You promise only to use uranium to make glow in the dark watches for personal use only.
I will take this opportunity to quote family guy as it seems appropriate here.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lois Griffin
But...what about the terrorists? That's right. Terrorists. We've received intelligence that...Hitler...is plotting with...with the Legion of Doom...to assasinate Jesus. And we've also have reports that...Darth Vader...tried to buy yellowcake uranium...from unwed teenage mothers!!"
I couldn't come up with a proper response to that so here is image #193
Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.
Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.
I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
Its a collectors item. Marketing not required.
That space creature seems quite familiar.
Speaking of dogs.
Don't do it.....
Borg
That should be posted on the Conspiracy thread.
I would add it over there.
Give them something new to be confused about.
That should be posted on the Conspiracy thread.
I would add it over there.
Give them something new to be confused about.
In the name of techs everywhere I give you the pain and horror that it is to be you.
~Lordbob
Edit>: almost broke my own rule and posted without an image.
Well here's one that hits on recent events.
Well here's one that hits on recent events.
you know the hand dryers in public toilets ??? :::
Not exactly geeky.
This was reportedly posted in public restrooms in Japan.
Quadruple palm worthy.
This was reportedly posted in public restrooms in Japan.
Quadruple palm worthy.
500 posts
World War II explained by the internet.
I knew my History teacher was telling porkies.
THIS is how they should be teaching.
THIS is how they should be teaching.
South Korean beach....I think an anthill would be less crowded....
Sea of people!
Stereoscopic Photography which i've currently got hooked into, to do these, simply look at the center of the two images and cross your eyes (only works with people with 2 eyes, sorry) and the two images will merge into one 3D image, the further away you are from the screen, the less stress on your eyes there is so sit back a bit.
who needs 3D specs!
this is what my purple monkey avatar looks like in 3D:
who needs 3D specs!
this is what my purple monkey avatar looks like in 3D:
MagicEye had this concept when I was still an anklebiter at school. They just did their images in a different way.
here's my neighbours (messy) garden:
Never going there again.
Mickey,
I told you not to post picture of my garage set up!
Now everyone will want to know where I acquired it
THW
Nice underground bunker. Lots of toys!
Needs a bigger monitor.
Needs a bigger monitor.
yeah i know - someone is still using XP!
...he should be shot...
...he should be shot...
Thats an old pic from last year before I "built" this new rig with W7!
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I think you need to rotate the ART 90* left.
The elephants trunk goes on one end or the other not above its ears.
Of course the elephant could be standing on its hind legs I suppose.
The elephants trunk goes on one end or the other not above its ears.
Of course the elephant could be standing on its hind legs I suppose.
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I see your point Mike...
Seems to be a lot of head slapping going on in here....
so I thought I would join you!
so I thought I would join you!
Pimp my ride recipient?
Hard to say. The fact that he owns two .50 cal rifles makes it questionable-- either it's on a country were laws are that free or he's just good at smuggling, or the photo is shopped, or those are actually toys.
These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.
These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.
Hard to say. The fact that he owns two .50 cal rifles makes it questionable-- either it's on a country were laws are that free or he's just good at smuggling, or the photo is shopped, or those are actually toys.
These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.
These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.
They are legal here as semi-auto.
Full auto even can be had legally with special paper work in many States.
Panais
The shotgun is no problem to get over here. I have a similar one.
Sorry I can't email it to you.
Full auto even can be had legally with special paper work in many States.
Panais
The shotgun is no problem to get over here. I have a similar one.
Sorry I can't email it to you.
...........
Not that I'm supporting piracy in any way, but this was just funny...
....
Text for the picture above
JULY 10, 2011
A Letter from Rupert Murdoch
Where I Stand on the News Corporation Scandal
Dear Friends,
As details of the scandal surrounding my company, News Corporation, have emerged in recent days � including employees hacking into mobile phones and bribing the police � my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.
Now, I�m sure many of you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer, my friends, is simple: I get all of my information from my own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for your information, I can assure you that you wouldn�t have a clue what was going on, either.
Some of you aren�t buying this argument. You maintain that a media titan like me would get his information from sources beyond newspapers � like TV, for example. Well, that�s true. But in my case, the only TV I watch is the Fox News Channel. So not only do I not know what is going on around me, I know nothing about the theory of evolution, global warming, or President Obama�s birthplace.
If you still don�t believe that I know nothing, here�s a final piece of evidence: I paid $500 million to acquire MySpace. Case closed.
Now that we�ve established that I know nothing, let me address some of the allegations about News Corp. that have come up in recent days: first and foremost, that our reporters have regularly bribed the police to obtain information. I am shocked and appalled by this charge. News Corporation has a longstanding zero tolerance policy regarding information, both the getting of it and the publishing of it. Going forward, we will be subjecting our employees to a series of random information tests. Any employees found to be possessing even trace amounts of facts will be immediately terminated.
Finally, it has come to my attention that several of my company�s tabloids have featured pictures of women with their shirts off. I am as shocked by this news as you are and I intend to launch a full investigation.
In closing, I want to assure you that I intend to make amends for any and all of the wrongdoing perpetrated by employees of News Corp. in recent years. And to that end, I have a plan: I implore the British government to let me own 100% of the satellite broadcasting giant B-Sky-B. I have made some grievous mistakes with the media properties I already control, and the only way I can think of to make things right is by controlling even more.
Your friend,
Rupert
JULY 10, 2011
A Letter from Rupert Murdoch
Where I Stand on the News Corporation Scandal
Dear Friends,
As details of the scandal surrounding my company, News Corporation, have emerged in recent days � including employees hacking into mobile phones and bribing the police � my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.
Now, I�m sure many of you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer, my friends, is simple: I get all of my information from my own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for your information, I can assure you that you wouldn�t have a clue what was going on, either.
Some of you aren�t buying this argument. You maintain that a media titan like me would get his information from sources beyond newspapers � like TV, for example. Well, that�s true. But in my case, the only TV I watch is the Fox News Channel. So not only do I not know what is going on around me, I know nothing about the theory of evolution, global warming, or President Obama�s birthplace.
If you still don�t believe that I know nothing, here�s a final piece of evidence: I paid $500 million to acquire MySpace. Case closed.
Now that we�ve established that I know nothing, let me address some of the allegations about News Corp. that have come up in recent days: first and foremost, that our reporters have regularly bribed the police to obtain information. I am shocked and appalled by this charge. News Corporation has a longstanding zero tolerance policy regarding information, both the getting of it and the publishing of it. Going forward, we will be subjecting our employees to a series of random information tests. Any employees found to be possessing even trace amounts of facts will be immediately terminated.
Finally, it has come to my attention that several of my company�s tabloids have featured pictures of women with their shirts off. I am as shocked by this news as you are and I intend to launch a full investigation.
In closing, I want to assure you that I intend to make amends for any and all of the wrongdoing perpetrated by employees of News Corp. in recent years. And to that end, I have a plan: I implore the British government to let me own 100% of the satellite broadcasting giant B-Sky-B. I have made some grievous mistakes with the media properties I already control, and the only way I can think of to make things right is by controlling even more.
Your friend,
Rupert
hahaha Just been reading through this. It is so funny .............. Keep it up
JULY 10, 2011
A Letter from Rupert Murdoch
Where I Stand on the News Corporation Scandal
Dear Friends,
As details of the scandal surrounding my company, News Corporation, have emerged in recent days � including employees hacking into mobile phones and bribing the police � my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.
Now, I�m sure many of you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer, my friends, is simple: I get all of my information from my own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for your information, I can assure you that you wouldn�t have a clue what was going on, either.
Some of you aren�t buying this argument. You maintain that a media titan like me would get his information from sources beyond newspapers � like TV, for example. Well, that�s true. But in my case, the only TV I watch is the Fox News Channel. So not only do I not know what is going on around me, I know nothing about the theory of evolution, global warming, or President Obama�s birthplace.
If you still don�t believe that I know nothing, here�s a final piece of evidence: I paid $500 million to acquire MySpace. Case closed.
Now that we�ve established that I know nothing, let me address some of the allegations about News Corp. that have come up in recent days: first and foremost, that our reporters have regularly bribed the police to obtain information. I am shocked and appalled by this charge. News Corporation has a longstanding zero tolerance policy regarding information, both the getting of it and the publishing of it. Going forward, we will be subjecting our employees to a series of random information tests. Any employees found to be possessing even trace amounts of facts will be immediately terminated.
Finally, it has come to my attention that several of my company�s tabloids have featured pictures of women with their shirts off. I am as shocked by this news as you are and I intend to launch a full investigation.
In closing, I want to assure you that I intend to make amends for any and all of the wrongdoing perpetrated by employees of News Corp. in recent years. And to that end, I have a plan: I implore the British government to let me own 100% of the satellite broadcasting giant B-Sky-B. I have made some grievous mistakes with the media properties I already control, and the only way I can think of to make things right is by controlling even more.
Your friend,
Rupert
Perhaps his lack of knowledge can be attributed to some kind of diminished capacity or depression, so we should let him off the hook, utilizing the Twinkie Defense. If it worked for the accused murderer of San Francisco's Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone --- why shouldn't it work for Rupert Murdock?
Twinkie defense??????
Saddam defense. "I love everyone."
Qaddafi defense. "I love everyone".
Wall Street defense. "We love everyone".
Never mind.
Twinkie defense sounds good after all.
Saddam defense. "I love everyone."
Qaddafi defense. "I love everyone".
Wall Street defense. "We love everyone".
Never mind.
Twinkie defense sounds good after all.
How about Bernie Madman Madoff?
Siri fail
A Guy
A Guy
Steves reincarnation could have gone like this.
Who designed this bathroom?
Borg 386,
Same person that designed this bathroom suite.....
Those that live together ..........Go together!
Same person that designed this bathroom suite.....
Those that live together ..........Go together!
My armoury is slowly growing...
So far got a 1911, HiCapa, M4A1 SOPMOD (just because ), G36C, CXP.08
All airsoft though.
Good games. Good times.
Things are not what they seem.
Rich
With the ads for the new twilight movie on tv I thought this one both appropriate and spew coffee out of my mouth funny...
I found a better title "You can run but you can't hide"
Not so funny...
A Guy
A Guy
This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.
The censorship has gotten insane.
They redacted Mickey Mouse or was that Goofy?
Exactly! That's one of the reasons the Occupy Wall Street movement is gaining tremendous momentum all across the country.
Internet.
It was ron paul actually.
A Guy
-42-
Take your pick.....
I seriously don't get this at all. @_@ I know jokes are funny unexplained, but can someone enlighten me please? XD
I am sure that people have got divorced who were fighting over whether the toilet paper goes "over" or "under".
People need jobs, security. Politicians argue whether the solution goes "over" or "under", while nothing gets done.
Dat internet.
Gosh! I can't believe people would actually care for a detail so insignificant lol. That's why I didn't get it. Like really? "People care if it's over or under? Is that the joke or I'm missing something?" XD XD
Thanks for that!!
Thanks for that!!
Someone stated if you have kids it is better to have TP under as they will use less of it.
Too easy to unroll TP with it over. Just try it and you will see the difference.
Remember.....someone told me this...I think it was either Hopalong X or Topper his horse.
THW
Too easy to unroll TP with it over. Just try it and you will see the difference.
Remember.....someone told me this...I think it was either Hopalong X or Topper his horse.
THW
This is how wars start!
Wars also start over the 'Do you put the milk or hot water in your coffee first?' debate.
Or the 'drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking' debate.
It seems for every frivolous thing, we as people can stem an argument one way or another.
Wars also start over the 'Do you put the milk or hot water in your coffee first?' debate.
Or the 'drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking' debate.
It seems for every frivolous thing, we as people can stem an argument one way or another.
I'm just happy to see a toilet roll there as nine times out of ten I'm the poor sap who has to refill the holder BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE EVER DOES!! Grrrrrr
Do you put the milk or hot water in your coffee first? hot water
drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking? both
...war averted.
drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking? both
...war averted.
Contains bad words so I'll just link it. IT PROVES A DARN POINT lol XD
http://ragecollection.com/rages/1085.png
http://ragecollection.com/rages/1085.png
Arkhi, the link has failed because the owner of the website doesn't allow hot linking.
Coffee...!!!!
A real bird X-ray.
You're very welcome.
I leave you with this small offering from the internet.
This comes to mind:
~Lordbob
~Lordbob
Dare to fight is a killing video lol
Men are from Mars, Women are from that place Fermat's Last Theorem came from.
~Lordbob
I just found this out through research, and this is (for real!) what one of the prisons in Norway looks like:
~Lordbob
Wait and you can stay there for free?
Where do I sign up?
Where do I sign up?
Looks like a rest home. But I guess thats one and the same?
Just give someone you hate a good old beating in a Norwegian public lol XD
Seriously though, you did something bad, and that's your punishment. Makes you go "WHAT?!".
...It's the Halden Prison of Halden, Norway by the way..
Seriously though, you did something bad, and that's your punishment. Makes you go "WHAT?!".
...It's the Halden Prison of Halden, Norway by the way..
Yeah! Sign me too!
Even have cable TV!
Actually even fed prisoners here in the US have full cable tv. (naughty programming blocked by vchip) They do it because it helps keep the inmates calm and thus I suppose is worth the money if it actually works.
Many non violent fed inmates even have access to a basic form of email (no attachments just plain text really)
I don't have a problem with that either. As it's very easily monitored if they are up to something and keeping family ties may be a positive in many situations for these guys, unless their whole family is criminal.
Many non violent fed inmates even have access to a basic form of email (no attachments just plain text really)
I don't have a problem with that either. As it's very easily monitored if they are up to something and keeping family ties may be a positive in many situations for these guys, unless their whole family is criminal.
They don't have a private room with their own TV.
No that privilege is reserved for death row inmates.
You have fancy prisons in Texas.
In our defense they did recently repeal the last meal request. Death row inmates now get typical jail food for their last meal.
This
Life lesson
A matter of perspective,I would say
Good one BrightBlessings...
True...
A Guy
A Guy
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Lol, little doggy beer bellies?
A Guy
A Guy
I don't get it :/ What are those drums?
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record
Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW
My sister used to give one, single beer to her dog every Friday evening. Consequently, he was the only dog I knew who took the time to learn the concept of the seven day week... and he really, really liked Fridays! He was a happy dog.
After watching the debate last night this kind of gave me a giggle.
Second that, Beer is good!!
Always try this first....
A Guy
Nice one Bill.
One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
Post #638 has offended someone.
No offense to anyone intended, but I think it's very profound! Natives of many cultures take their totems and idols just as seriously as other peoples who take their religions very seriously. And we all have the right to NOT take any of it seriously if we so choose.
I notice that post and kind of let the water roll off the ducks back.
Thinking maybe the mods. would say something I just let it go.
THW
Thinking maybe the mods. would say something I just let it go.
THW
I agree
Oh.... let's piss off the vegans too!
Things these days are upside down.
A Guy
This isn't geeky in any way, but I thought it's cool if you think about it..
Meet the USS Constitution. Laid down on 1794, It is the oldest commissioned ship of the US Navy and of the world. That being said, it is technically a warship and can be called to war when needed. Makes me wonder if it would indeed challenge a modern-class battle ship.
Meet the USS Constitution. Laid down on 1794, It is the oldest commissioned ship of the US Navy and of the world. That being said, it is technically a warship and can be called to war when needed. Makes me wonder if it would indeed challenge a modern-class battle ship.
Loaded to the deckheads with C4 I'm sure it could do some real damage!
Methinks the lad has issues?
that's a guy called Grayson Perry, he's quite a funny guy, naturally a drag act.
Grayson Perry - YouTube
Grayson Perry - YouTube
yes i agree - he isn't wearing any sort of gloves!
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and, in response to an earlier post:
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...well there's your problem
p.s. I have a really awesome one but I'm worried about it violating site rules
p.s. I have a really awesome one but I'm worried about it violating site rules
post it to the boss in a private message and ask if it's ok
A Guy
Hehehehehe Nice one Bill.
Nothing can stop this one. You better look out, he's on a roll.
Having lost crucially important documents once or twice, this one actually made me gasp!!!
LOL @ the shredder....isn't that usually how it works in the corporate world?
message to roommate
message to roommate
Honestly this is one from the best!
I keep laughing with this!
I keep laughing with this!
Don't forget to read the last line "Also...."
Canada Humor.....
Old photo....Mobile Booking Cage.
Help fight climate change with this eco-friendly dish washer.
I did used to work for him..............the payroll supervisor was not best pleased.
That Shredder is funny, I think I posted that a while ago in the Jokes thread but it's good to see it again.
Joan that's mean is a good one!
A Guy
Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
That's simply amazing Imperfect1.
Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
A Guy
Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.
Just when you think you've seen everything!
A Guy
I think my computer has a few bugs.....
That's gross!
I'll post a new one (pun intended!):
I'll post a new one (pun intended!):
Scientist discovers new wormhole
I think you need some Ibex to clean out your computer. Maybe when they're through with the dam wall, they'll come over and help you out!
A Guy
Download some brains
Scam artists at the stores trying to sell more Ram when it is free.
Shame on them.
Download More RAM!
Shame on them.
Download More RAM!
Live Long & do paperwork
Hypocrisy wears many faces.
Sorry to double post but I think this image speaks for itself.
hahaha that one is also sexual
today's offerings
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Ignoring the fact it looks like a strong gust of wind would blow it over that's actually kind of awesome.
If it's stable, and I'm sure it is, I'd get it. Seriously, a minimalists dream house.
Spelling fail
...kids these days
new holiday?
A photo from Rio de janeiro beach.
its the world eater!! where is dovahkiin?
Viral Street Marketing
First came MJ and then MC Hammer......
......and now presenting MJ Nanner!
It's not a fail. It's a clever use of an internet meme. http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...heezburger.jpg
It's not a fail. It's a clever use of an internet meme. http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...heezburger.jpg
A Guy
The local Blockbuster closed it's doors here...this is what was left on the front door.
A Guy
Oh right thanks for that Bob, I didn't know anything about it, hence my comment.
You are just not wasting enough time on useless stuff Joan!
Don't you just hate having to find that "one particular wire"?
A Guy
Recently added to my kit...
*FLAG* - Defense - hand palm, to the cup - 10 yard penalty - automatic 1st. down
the truth is finally made known.
Maguscreed,
" I just got an email telling me about how Viagra could help with my monthly loan payments."
The four hour limit they advertise could get you 3-4 trips through Mc Donalds.
Oh Deer!!!
That'll teach the blighter!
Should mention that is in Green Bay, at the GB Chicago game. They are rabid football fans in GB, and the Bears are a major enemy. The tickets are like gold there
A Guy
A Guy
Level sixty? Pfft... you can't top this.
hahhaha nice one of bill clinton
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They look more like soap dispensers.
Please don't wee on the soap?
How drunk were you to wee up the wall?
Every, Single, Time.
This has been found to be nearly 100% effective.
Married bliss?
Looks like Conan is ready for the rave scene.
story of my life
I guess Kim Jongs new cook book arrived a few weeks late.
...
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i'm almost certain that the cook your dog book meant cooking with your dog expect the word with was covered up by the sticker lmao
An unexpected side-effect of the 2010 flooding in parts of Sindh, Pakistan, was that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters; because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water took so long to recede, many trees became cocooned in spiders webs. People in the area had never seen this phenomenon before, but they also reported that there were fewer mosquitoes than they would have expected, given the amount of standing water that was left. Not being bitten by mosquitoes was one small blessing for people that had lost everything in the floods.
An unexpected side-effect of the 2010 flooding in parts of Sindh, Pakistan, was that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters; because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water took so long to recede, many trees became cocooned in spiders webs. People in the area had never seen this phenomenon before, but they also reported that there were fewer mosquitoes than they would have expected, given the amount of standing water that was left. Not being bitten by mosquitoes was one small blessing for people that had lost everything in the floods.
Answer this one.
In my pocket with the other $99.
To heck with $100 shirts.
To heck with $100 shirts.
The fallacy there is that it adds the money you owe (98) to the money you have left (1). The money you have left is a Surplus for you and is thus a positve. The money you owe is a negative on your part. In math, -98+1=!99.
Good one. That is how governments try to do math!
You borrowed $100.
You paid back $2
You now owe $98
For $98 you've gained a $97 shirt and a $1 bill.
You borrowed $100.
You paid back $2
You now owe $98
For $98 you've gained a $97 shirt and a $1 bill.
ok, then how about this one:
The key there is that the hypotenus on the top and bottom triangle are not straight, allowing a little bit of space for another square. The other shapes are not whole-numbered in area other. I.e. one polygon can measure 2.63232 square units, etc...
By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.
By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.
The key there is that the hypotenus on the top and bottom triangle are not straight, allowing a little bit of space for another square. The other shapes are not whole-numbered in area other. I.e. one polygon can measure 2.63232 square units, etc...
By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.
By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.
The 1989, $7,300 first Mac portable. Weight: 16 pounds, but the lead-acid battery (see also: your car) kept it running for at least six hours.
who said the parallel port was dead?
This photograph represents the epitome of the principle of refraction, but is not to be confused with the concept of beer goggles (whilst the effect is the same arguably, this experiment required no compulsory use of alcohol!!!)
Nice one Qdos.
Too late!!!
the stages.....
Life summarized in four bottles...
I will look into that procrastinating thing later.
When you need a shave, and your other half is hogging the bathroom...
Now that's using tech to your advantage.
Must be the new generation as my other half always shared the bathroom, kitchen,
tv remote, and just about everything else. We even shared being married 44 years.......................together.
THW
How the Martian Tripods were originally depicted in War Of The Worlds. Along with an old cover (possibly the 1st printing) of I, Robot
i posted this picture on another thread, but for those that didn't see it there, here are the first pictures of some websites:
Yeah, I saw those, those are good.
Just the thing, if you're a Scotsman and wear the kilt in the true tradition... an ergonomically designed stool to allow you to comfortably sit in front of your PC for endless hours...
Isn't it presumptuous that everyone leans to the right? LOL
I'd be more concerned about splinters, personally...
Turn the pic upside down or stand on your head. Which ever is easiest.
I do agree it is presumptuous that one size fits all.
They're available in all sizes imaginable I believe...
i posted this picture on another thread, but for those that didn't see it there, here are the first pictures of some websites:
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Towards the left
Do they make them bigger so one doesn't have so much hanging over.
Go figure
hehe - good one!
That should be the official poster of the U.S. Congress. Unfortunately.
Sometimes the problem of stupidity kind of just... takes care of itself.
So how do we get the bears to move to Washington D.C.?
good question
Move Washington D.C. to the Bears...
Pick up lines
Busted.....
Man he's gonna get it, you know she's ticked he didn't share.
amazing I love it
I thought this was funny.
Lol, truth is stranger than fiction. A Guy
Not sure if anyone's posted this one before... but...
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lolwut
lool think i have her problem i always have a serious face most of the day, sometimes i smile but i got to be laughing .People when they first look at me think i'm angry until they get to know me.
I am just the opposite....they get angry after they know me.
Old boys bikers bar...
no
Hi my name is ultra, and I am so into acid, seriously I'm like full of it, ... consequently, you wouldn't believe this but you guys all look like batteries right now.
no
Hi my name is ultra, and I am so into acid, seriously I'm like full of it, ... consequently, you wouldn't believe this but you guys all look like batteries right now.
Haven't posted in a while.
kelly blue book value $0
do you think they left out the word 'will' and had to add it in later?
looks that way, kind of a bipolar choice of bands too...
good find, but then again there is only a limited amount of plots in fiction. there's a bit of disagreement as to exactly how many - 7, 20 or 9?
In reality they were exterminated.
So do you go with "happy ending" or the truth?
Propaganda is what hollywood is about.
fixed.
fixed x2.
If the natives won a war once then the movie is propaganda.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.
Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.
1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.
Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.
1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.
You will be typing quite a while to fix it properly.
Oh well who wants reality in the Chill Room.
Lest we offend someone.
Lest we offend someone.
Hot Dog anyone?
If the natives won a war once then the movie is propaganda.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.
Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.
1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.
Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.
1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.
I was agreeing with you.
I see now by quoting you I may have appeared as disagreeing.
Sorry. Unintended.
I see now by quoting you I may have appeared as disagreeing.
Sorry. Unintended.
This is just something I am passionate about. Please make your embarressed un smiley go away. I've had a few too many wines today, and am a little niggley. Is my turn now.
Is that a contagious?
So, what do you do for a living?
yup, that about does it
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
"mummy can i lick the bowl"......
NO, flush it like eveyone else
Seriously if anyone can identify the species in the picture I posted above, please let me know.
The largest native species in North America is the Eastern Indigo Snake: Eastern indigo snake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
And the Black Rat Snake is a close second: Pantherophis obsoletus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
But that snake looks to be well over 10 feet so that raises the possibility that it is a non-native species and I'd guess an anaconda.
It became quite trendy during the Goth period on teenagedum to own a snake as a pet, and the pet of choice for the X-treme dudes was an anaconda. But like so many irresponsible pet owners, the shine comes off and the chores get old and they just release the animals into the wild. Perhaps that is what we are seeing here.
And the Black Rat Snake is a close second: Pantherophis obsoletus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
But that snake looks to be well over 10 feet so that raises the possibility that it is a non-native species and I'd guess an anaconda.
It became quite trendy during the Goth period on teenagedum to own a snake as a pet, and the pet of choice for the X-treme dudes was an anaconda. But like so many irresponsible pet owners, the shine comes off and the chores get old and they just release the animals into the wild. Perhaps that is what we are seeing here.
I'm not a expert but by looking at the length comparing with the distance of the fence post in the background and it't diameter I would think the snake is in the constrictor family, Python or Anaconda family. The head is not shaped like a viper family snake.
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
A Guy
oh someone is getting smacked.
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
A Guy
In my defense it's not so large as for it to have been impossible for it to be real.
You are right they do get big.
More photos at link.
16-Foot-Python Killed In Florida; Deer Found In Stomach (PHOTOS)
More photos at link.
16-Foot-Python Killed In Florida; Deer Found In Stomach (PHOTOS)
Mike,
Kim Jong would be having a BBQ and inviting 7 forum to share in the feast.
That is one large Python.
Kim Jong would be having a BBQ and inviting 7 forum to share in the feast.
That is one large Python.
That was a dear meal - you're right, I'll leave the room.
dear? it only cost one buck
Send your old HS friend over here.....
Think these people overdid the decorations just a bit?
I am .. for once... absolutely speechless.
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
A Guy
I think this is the reason why it was belong here in Funny and Geeky Cool Pics [2] thread .
Never mind
I have no idea what everyone's political affiliations are, but this was well done and it made me laugh.
Those Crazy Italians
Fabrizio
Rossi
Biaggi
Schettino
Fabrizio
Rossi
Biaggi
Schettino
A Guy
GAH! I actually know people just like that. They'll install every sketchy toolbar and diseased screensaver that comes along... and they'll call me wondering how to get rid of "those annoying pop-ups down the bottom of the screen" from adobe and java.
That reminded me of when they did the same thing with the Bush cabinet.
it was only 12 days ago that we lost Bernie from accounting.
Do they make good pets?
A Guy
uh... huh
Here kitty, kitty.
.............
with apologies to the ladies on the forum
The true genius of Dr Seuss
Clark Kent could only blame himself, ..."get on facebook mom", ...he said," it'll be good for you."
Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?
Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?
The old man doesn't need to pour anymore into it. We need to add a laxative in order to remove all of them from office. Like a Bowel Cleanser treatment.
THW
see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...
geez. don't I feel the love.
geez. don't I feel the love.
Did not mean to ignore you!
Love will be sent Feb 14th on Valentines Day.
THW
That's a cute horse.
I'm getting older and I miss a few things but I can't remember what they are.
Today I have selected something about reality tv.
A Guy
I wonder how the ranchers raise the boners?
The second one is an attempt at a valentines card that came out very creepy sounding.
The second one is an attempt at a valentines card that came out very creepy sounding.
Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?
Today, justin beiber.
...
i do lool,especially when my game freezes or get a slow down in a application or something won't close
If you live in the united states...
take cover.
take cover.
Good one!
Might as well fund the space program, it's all imaginary money they just print out of thin air anyhow, what difference does it make. Heck let's budget 10,000,000,000,000 dollars for the space program this year....
Who cares if people starving?
Lets check first if we can find apple juice in Mars!
With or without arsenic?
If Mars apple juice is with arsneic we already have plenty on Earth.
... and now for something totally different.
Darwinism II- They live and breed among us.
If Mars apple juice is with arsneic we already have plenty on Earth.
... and now for something totally different.
Darwinism II- They live and breed among us.
a new emote for you.
The game, ...they lost it
Guatemala.
Was a big building there before
Was a big building there before
before... someone that understands layers in photoshop got a hold of it?
That's real. It happened at an intersection. It does look fake, but as they say. Truth is stranger then fiction. A Guy
actually I was looking specifically at the lower right corner of the hole in the first image
it really does look like someone dropped a layer in there.
it really does look like someone dropped a layer in there.
Something doesnt quite sit right with me on this either...
Also, notice the underground piping in the second picture. They seem odd, and are inconsistant with the first image.
Im not a rock scientist, but that doesn't look like pumice in any of its forms.
looks real to me.
A worm hole!!!
Now we can travel to other worlds anddestroy find life on other worlds...
... or be eaten.
Now we can travel to other worlds and
... or be eaten.
Don't understand why someone would post an anti-gay slur. Actually, Justin Beiber has been dating celebrity Selena Gomez for well over a year, so he most likely isn't gay, but even if he was gay, SO WHAT????? Then he'd make thousands of boys happy!
I never said there was anything wrong with being gay now did I?
You're like the guy that called me a homophobe because I didn't want to view his collection of gay porn.
There are lines man.
You're like the guy that called me a homophobe because I didn't want to view his collection of gay porn.
There are lines man.
List of volcanoes in Guatemala - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Central America Volcanic Arc - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
let's have a look at the libertarian movement shall we?
lmao it reminded me of that one movie with the killer worms that borrow underground and eat ppl and cars and anything that moves. Good movie though I can't remember the name of it atm sadly
and micheal jackson was dating a women also soo it's still possible and we all know how mj was
This is real photo!
Tremors was a winner...Graboids
A Guy
A Guy
Harry Potter, ...or John Lennon, only your birthday can tell.
Minus one times two for not knowing the difference between "your" the possessive case of "you" and "you're" a contraction of "You are".
PS. Chapman shot the wrong bitch.
PS. Chapman shot the wrong bitch.
Since when are 'LOLcat' posters grammatically correct?
...and I can't help but notice you have no problem with 'dis' instead of 'this'.
so I is gunna now be tellun yous all 'bout dis here englush muh techur dun lurntz us swell.
Sorry, that was just to make sure the little grammar Nazi inside you is screaming REALLY loud. ...and so was that, oh ..wait, what? ...and that.
You know, honestly I can almost taste the pain you are suffering right now so I'll quit.
Topper
I remember Tremors, I've watched it a couple of times over the years, if not more.
These stupid terrorists just don't know when to quit.
This may very well be my best one ever.
This one isn't funny, geeky or cool, I just want your opinion :P
This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg
This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg
This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg
This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg
lol, good one mickey, I'll counter with this.
Hmmm????
Yes, and we've already basically leveled an entire region of the globe over it, and are we any closer to any end? No we are charging into world war 3.
Because Iranaccepted something other than US dollars for oil, is building nuclear weapons.
Because Iran
This one isn't funny, geeky or cool, I just want your opinion :P
This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg
This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg
This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg
This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg
A Guy
okay no more political stuff... well maybe kind of sort of, you know in a indirect way...
Maguscreed, where are you getting those from?
I saw one the other day about airsofters, but dont remember where it was.
made me laugh though.
I saw one the other day about airsofters, but dont remember where it was.
made me laugh though.
don't forget that luke skywalker was a terrorist!
What to do.....?
pump the brakes?
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smart dog.
I guess that is better than bringing in "Darth the Negotiator".
You know I have to say, I may actually be okay with them not labeling food accurately...
p.s. ... the question mark after cheese food is classic.
p.s. ... the question mark after cheese food is classic.
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whos hungry?
This sign is real, I can only assume the employee report written up about it was rather amusing.
The shot will hit the fan over that sign.
Ouch, they oughta call that the "eye-waterer meal..."
The best cola this side of shanghai.
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