Continued from - 
nice one boshko - great punchline. 
just what do other people think?
just what do other people think?
Happy people make happy work!
The assembly from hell
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 
The assembly from hell
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 The assembly from hell
What manual?
What's reading?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 ...
I like that! Great Work! Great Idea!
Nice graphs, but it should be noted that the superseding value of a unit is equal to the product of 1024 multiplied by itself, not 1000 
If the unit is 8 based it is 1024 which is 1MiB. 1024Mib= 1Tib
10 based is 1000 which is 1MB. 1000MB= 1TB
Going to compare red apples and yellow apples don't call the yellow apples- oranges. Or bananas!
10 based is 1000 which is 1MB. 1000MB= 1TB
Going to compare red apples and yellow apples don't call the yellow apples- oranges. Or bananas!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte wicked kewl
�� Quote: Originally Posted by xarden �� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed i... I don't really know what to say.
..only brink should probably look into them pirating his hot alien sex tape...
..only brink should probably look into them pirating his hot alien sex tape...
Brink having a hot alien sex tape; or
Someone searching for it
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka �� Quote: Originally Posted by panais �� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte I don't know where this is form, but it spooks me out...
holy $#1T I got chills for an hour
�� Quote: Originally Posted by pacinitaly �� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka �� Quote: Originally Posted by panais Is that real?
I don't know where this is form, but it spooks me out...
holy $#1T I got chills for an hour
I love these Team Fortress stuff.
Not sure if these have already been posted.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by rmw020 Not sure if these have already been posted.
I want a kitten!
~Lordbob
Words of cheer:
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 ...
Where you found that picture?
Enjoy the Chinese lessons.
Could someone build me one of these....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Britton30 Could someone build me one of these....
LOL Prof, that looks like Mac parts.
Need a good image for a signature or maybe even an avatar?
Guaranteed eye candy:
20 Images Assured To Induce An Eyegasm
Guaranteed eye candy:
20 Images Assured To Induce An Eyegasm
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka Enjoy the Chinese lessons.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp Need a good image for a signature or maybe even an avatar?
Guaranteed eye candy:
20 Images Assured To Induce An Eyegasm
Guaranteed eye candy:
20 Images Assured To Induce An Eyegasm
Profdlp,
I found one but if sig published I would be banned from here.
So you can keep your candy but thank you for the link!
THW
I found one but if sig published I would be banned from here.
So you can keep your candy but thank you for the link!
THW
Is that a sign?
Days are passing so fast!
I like 11111111 numbers.
Days are passing so fast!
I like 11111111 numbers.
I really don't even want to know.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais Is that a sign?
A Guy
What's your screen resolution?
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy �� Quote: Originally Posted by panais Is that a sign?
A Guy
...
Wow! A boiling water machine!
Maybe someday we will have a cold water dispenser.....
....or dare I dream.... yes!....yes!.... dream!...... an ICE DISPENSER!
Maybe someday we will have a cold water dispenser.....
....or dare I dream.... yes!....yes!.... dream!...... an ICE DISPENSER!
You tech future depends on the unicorn...
Not sure if these have been posted previously or not....
Flowchart for an IT persons's thought process:
No idea where I got this but it's hilarious:
Flowchart for an IT persons's thought process:
No idea where I got this but it's hilarious:
My Baby score: 28% !!
OK, so now I know what NOT to do if I ever babysit......
Epic job fail.....
Epic job fail.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by TCG A Guy
A Guy
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
The other 2 comments are decent trolls as well.
~Lordbob
�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings 
Must be the Tiananmen Square Special repackaged and exported to Tibet.
Keep them dust bunnies at bay with the IBM USB vacuum.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings ~Lordbob
Come on over to my pad!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by TCG 
Bricks will be made...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka Bricks will be made...
It saw "the" twice. do I I win a prize?
No No you don't don't.
The tractor is by a huge margin the safest place to be unless there was a leaking hydraulic line or fitting and it just burst. As far as the sky scrapper window cleaner goes man that takes some pair. The ladder is plain stupid and natural selection totally works !
Conference Call Bingo
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte not particularly funny, but certainly geeky:
...
Quote:
Wolverine Adding Machine (1941)
In the 1930s and '40s, the closest that consumers could get to a mainstream commercial computer was a mechanical adding machine. Accordingly, Wolverine Supply Company of Pittsburgh created this early tin toy adding machine that could sum numbers up to 9999.
Edmund C. Berkeley Geniac (1955)
In the 1950s, computers entered the American consciousness in a big way. Enterprising companies soon found ways to scale down the "electric brain" experience and bring it to the home in kit form. The Geniac was one of the first kits to do so, retailing for a mere $20 in 1955 (that's about $167 in today's dollars).
The Geniac kit shipped with a wooden frame and a set of six predrilled Masonite discs that served as rotary switches. The user programmed the computer by wiring the switches in a certain way, and then gave the computer input by positioning the discs. Assuming that the program was set up correctly, the user would see the result flash on a series of miniature light bulbs. Believe it or not, the Geniac could play an unbeatable game of Tic-Tac-Toe if wired correctly.
E.S.R. Digi-Comp I (1963)
The Digi-Comp I was an entirely mechanical digital computer made from plastic parts that could perform Boolean logic operations on a three-digit binary number. And you could have it all for only $5 in 1963.
Users programmed the Digi-Comp to handle simple logical tasks such as addition and subtraction by positioning plastic cylinders at certain points on three plastic flip-flop platforms. Users would then manually slide a plastic plate in and out to perform operations, reading the results on the three-digit counter on the left side of the unit.
The Digi-Comp I was so popular that Minds-On Toys recently released a fully functional cardboard reproduction of the unit that you can buy today.
Science Fair Digital Computer Kit (1977)
In the mid-1970s, when using a home computer usually meant building and programming the machine yourself, an educational computer like the Science Fair Digital Computer Kit made sense. In the absence of any true electronic components, the user programmed the arcane kit by attaching wires to various spring posts and by flipping switches to form rudimentary digital logic gates.
When the user pushed a button on the console, electric current would flow through the wires in a way that would show a result on the row of lamps above. By following the included booklet, users could set up the kit to solve simple logic puzzles (including one that requires a farmer to transport a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage across a river without any of the items getting eaten). Its fundamental operation was simple in theory but very complicated to set up in practice, which probably frustrated many kids on post-Bicentennial Christmas mornings.
Sears Talking Computron (1986)
The first half of the 1980s produced a number of simple toy computers, including the VTL Computron and the Sears Talkatron Learning Computer, both of which were marketed prominently through the annual Sears Wish Book catalog.
Sears followed up on those units with the Sears Talking Computron, shown here, which expanded on its predecessors' capabilities with additional built-in activities and better voice synthesis. The Talking Computron also ran software off of cartridge-based expansion modules--each sold separately.
In the 1930s and '40s, the closest that consumers could get to a mainstream commercial computer was a mechanical adding machine. Accordingly, Wolverine Supply Company of Pittsburgh created this early tin toy adding machine that could sum numbers up to 9999.
Edmund C. Berkeley Geniac (1955)
In the 1950s, computers entered the American consciousness in a big way. Enterprising companies soon found ways to scale down the "electric brain" experience and bring it to the home in kit form. The Geniac was one of the first kits to do so, retailing for a mere $20 in 1955 (that's about $167 in today's dollars).
The Geniac kit shipped with a wooden frame and a set of six predrilled Masonite discs that served as rotary switches. The user programmed the computer by wiring the switches in a certain way, and then gave the computer input by positioning the discs. Assuming that the program was set up correctly, the user would see the result flash on a series of miniature light bulbs. Believe it or not, the Geniac could play an unbeatable game of Tic-Tac-Toe if wired correctly.
E.S.R. Digi-Comp I (1963)
The Digi-Comp I was an entirely mechanical digital computer made from plastic parts that could perform Boolean logic operations on a three-digit binary number. And you could have it all for only $5 in 1963.
Users programmed the Digi-Comp to handle simple logical tasks such as addition and subtraction by positioning plastic cylinders at certain points on three plastic flip-flop platforms. Users would then manually slide a plastic plate in and out to perform operations, reading the results on the three-digit counter on the left side of the unit.
The Digi-Comp I was so popular that Minds-On Toys recently released a fully functional cardboard reproduction of the unit that you can buy today.
Science Fair Digital Computer Kit (1977)
In the mid-1970s, when using a home computer usually meant building and programming the machine yourself, an educational computer like the Science Fair Digital Computer Kit made sense. In the absence of any true electronic components, the user programmed the arcane kit by attaching wires to various spring posts and by flipping switches to form rudimentary digital logic gates.
When the user pushed a button on the console, electric current would flow through the wires in a way that would show a result on the row of lamps above. By following the included booklet, users could set up the kit to solve simple logic puzzles (including one that requires a farmer to transport a wolf, a goat, and a cabbage across a river without any of the items getting eaten). Its fundamental operation was simple in theory but very complicated to set up in practice, which probably frustrated many kids on post-Bicentennial Christmas mornings.
Sears Talking Computron (1986)
The first half of the 1980s produced a number of simple toy computers, including the VTL Computron and the Sears Talkatron Learning Computer, both of which were marketed prominently through the annual Sears Wish Book catalog.
Sears followed up on those units with the Sears Talking Computron, shown here, which expanded on its predecessors' capabilities with additional built-in activities and better voice synthesis. The Talking Computron also ran software off of cartridge-based expansion modules--each sold separately.
That just about covers the world of geekiness right there.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by rvbfan 
From Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1975)
"It's just a flesh wound...."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
"It's just a flesh wound...."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes
Now we know who does the Mac programming!
Dr. Seuss Cat in the Box!
DOS based Windows vs. "Green Eggs and Ham" based Mac!
Dr. Seuss Cat in the Box!
DOS based Windows vs. "Green Eggs and Ham" based Mac!
sure it isn't fox in a box?
Well shiver my bones and let me in.............
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy 
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 From Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1975)
"It's just a flesh wound...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Memorable quotes
"It's just a flesh wound...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Memorable quotes
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka �� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 From Monty Python & The Holy Grail (1975)
"It's just a flesh wound...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Memorable quotes
"It's just a flesh wound...."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - Memorable quotes
"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"
Couldnt resist watching it again last night
I don't know about "funny", but I guess it's pretty "geeky" if you're a dad who finally knows why he didn't mind taking his daughter to all those Disney movies when she was little.
Why I check my voicemail...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 Why I check my voicemail...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X Sort of like "Why I check my email". To make room for the new junk.
Mandelbrot bug!
Roll up a newspaper!!
Roll up a newspaper!!
Loading...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by TVeblen Mandelbrot bug!
Roll up a newspaper!!
Roll up a newspaper!!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais Loading...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X �� Quote: Originally Posted by panais Loading...
A Guy
A Guy
caption this..
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi ^^^cute, isn't it?
My keyboard has gotten a bit old and is no longer functioning properly.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by maguscreed my keyboard has gotten a bit old and is no longer functioning properly.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed My keyboard has gotten a bit old and is no longer functioning properly.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
There's always some fool that would buy it.
THW
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed ...
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed My keyboard has gotten a bit old and is no longer functioning properly.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
No need to waste money on an urn.
How about an old jelly jar to store it in?
It was good enough for Grandma after cremation!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed My keyboard has gotten a bit old and is no longer functioning properly.
Does anyone have any suggestions?
Does anyone have any suggestions?
(Hey, it works for the other "artists")
I am under a court order not to engage in 'art' ...or public singing.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
This was a restaurant menu from 3 years ago I scanned (the place is out of business now), there are a couple slight spelling errors (H in particular)
Subgums Friedns deep fred Genetal Bamboo Triple Delight.
Sounds painful.
Sounds painful.
Lol reminds me of this.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X Subgums Friedns deep fred Genetal Bamboo Triple Delight.
Sounds painful.
Sounds painful.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed Lol reminds me of this.
You heard of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna?
That is Chicken of the Alley!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X �� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed;[URL="http://www.sevenforums.com/attachments/chillout-room/168382d1312396680-funny-geeky-cool-pics-2-199095_10150101892741307_549176306_6719864_437441_n.jpg" 
[/URL]]Lol reminds me of this.That is Chicken of the Alley!
Is the alley kill have the same taste as road kill?
Do you fry it or bake it?
I know you have a special way of cooking it for unannounced guest at your home.
THW
Dennis
Don't know or want to know. Ask Maguscreed he provided the menu.
Don't know or want to know. Ask Maguscreed he provided the menu.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X ...You heard of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna?
That is Chicken of the Alley!...
That is Chicken of the Alley!
...Now I'm going to have their advertising jingle running through my head all day.
Ask any mermaid
You happen to see
What's the best tuna?
Chicken of the Sea!
And the little-known second verse:
Right on the menu
You're sure to go "wow-ee"
When you see that the Subgum has
Chicken of the Alley!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp �� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X ...You heard of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna?
That is Chicken of the Alley!...
That is Chicken of the Alley!
...Now I'm going to have their advertising jingle running through my head all day.
Ask any mermaid
You happen to see
What's the best tuna?
Chicken of the Sea!
And the little-known second verse:
Right on the menu
You're sure to go "wow-ee"
When you see that the Subgum has
Chicken of the Alley!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp �� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X ...You heard of Chicken of the Sea brand tuna?
That is Chicken of the Alley!...
That is Chicken of the Alley!
...Now I'm going to have their advertising jingle running through my head all day.
Ask any mermaid
You happen to see
What's the best tuna?
Chicken of the Sea!
And the little-known second verse:
Right on the menu
You're sure to go "wow-ee"
When you see that the Subgum has
Chicken of the Alley!
If the best chicken is from the sea
Where does the best Chicken come from?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves If the best chicken is from the sea
Where does the best Chicken come from?
Where does the best Chicken come from?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp �� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves If the best chicken is from the sea
Where does the best Chicken come from?
Where does the best Chicken come from?
Almost as good as Turkey Buzzard!
I live on the S.F. peninsula, so we get seagulls, and Bagels Baygulls
A Guy
A Guy
I worked in one of California's finest prisons where we had.....................
drum roll...................................
JAIL BIRDS!
drum roll...................................
JAIL BIRDS!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves I worked in one of California's finest prisons where we had.....................
drum roll...................................
JAIL BIRDS!
drum roll...................................
JAIL BIRDS!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp What's your screen resolution?
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Smurfmanny �� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp What's your screen resolution?
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
Bet you don't fit this sucker on there:
Gigapixel.com - 2011 Stanley Cup Game 7 Canucks Fan Zone
Someone had to eventually mention this.
Now this is my kind of place to eat! If it's deep fried, it's my friend.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 Now this is my kind of place to eat! If it's deep fried, it's my friend.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp �� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 Now this is my kind of place to eat! If it's deep fried, it's my friend.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi mP6 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
MP-7 looks like fun.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Good one Hopalong X! I lol'd hard and didn't really expect the MP8! XD
Maybe the MP6 was a test to see if there was a change in "fun"
Maybe the MP6 was a test to see if there was a change in "fun"
MP 89 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
ooohhh a train with rubber wheels... one could have a lot of fun with that...
...if you could just get it off the track...
ooohhh a train with rubber wheels... one could have a lot of fun with that...
...if you could just get it off the track...
I have GOT to find me a set of these.....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 I have GOT to find me a set of these.....
That is freaking wonderful.
~Lordbob
How gamer shops
Related to earlier posts....
A Guy
Crazy people ... �� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X MP-7 looks like fun.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
just had an Igasam
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 �� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
~Lordbob
Still how much you want to bet his father's bit of pandering there got him his butt kicked at school.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a hardcore victim of bullying now too... was probably just trying to fit in.
Dad may as well have posted nude pictures of him and talked about his continuing bed wetting habits.
Wouldn't be surprised if he's a hardcore victim of bullying now too... was probably just trying to fit in.
Dad may as well have posted nude pictures of him and talked about his continuing bed wetting habits.
Isnt unauthorised access to a computer account a crime? Kid could sue.
I'm getting an mp5 soon. Its going to be lovely. And I'l call it jessica.
I'm getting an mp5 soon. Its going to be lovely. And I'l call it jessica.
this thread has went to the proverbial handbasket or up a famous creek.
I know that creek, in fact here it is...
I hear they plan on remodeling soon...
I hear they plan on remodeling soon...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi ~Lordbob
It's a Pokemon-North Korea resemblance
uh... I didn't recall pikachu's attack being quite that .... nuclear.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X MP-7 looks like fun.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Rich
I thought the exact same thing when I first saw it! and was even more surprised to find out it actually exists!
This is why i dont eat at Papa Johns
hmm... radioactive red peppers...
...I wonder what that super hero would look like.
Would it be racist to conjecture he might be Hispanic?
....or possibly Italian?
...I wonder what that super hero would look like.
Would it be racist to conjecture he might be Hispanic?
....or possibly Italian?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais loading...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by richnrockville �� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X MP-7 looks like fun.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Cray MP8 Ultimate Gaming Machine.
Rich
Told them not to use a MAC OS.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi �� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed �� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi And yes, one is always removable.
[QUOTE=xarden;1528096][QUOTE=Maguscreed;1527465] �� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi
We call them Bollards.
And yes, one is always removable. Good to know if I ever need a parking space!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi We call them Bollards.
And yes, one is always removable.
I knew that as that is my truck parked there.
The more I stare at this the hungrier I get.
I concur.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka I concur.
Early withdraws can get you in a heap of trouble....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves �� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka I concur.
Early withdraws can get you in a heap of trouble....
New cereal for starting the day?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves �� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka I concur.
Early withdraws can get you in a heap of trouble....
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 New cereal for starting the day?
Zombie breakfast!
�� Quote: Originally Posted by damien76 �� Quote: Originally Posted by panais loading...
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lordbob75 �� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
The other 2 comments are decent trolls as well.
~Lordbob
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte sure it isn't fox in a box?
Found this on HTG
Alternative use for electrical tape....
Was digging through a really really old harddrive before I tossed it, and found this old gem. ...it's easier to watch in full size..
The original source of 'all your base belong to us'
The original source of 'all your base belong to us'
A Guy
@HP pic
Very informative and funny! Didn't know that-- did research; legit! LOL Thank you
Very informative and funny! Didn't know that-- did research; legit! LOL Thank you
Every time
�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy A Guy
2006....2007...2008....2009....2010....2011.........................................
Empire Pacifist Movement maybe?????
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 Empire Pacifist Movement maybe?????
A Guy
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 Empire Pacifist Movement maybe?????
~Lordbob
Scumbag Steve
Lol Fart apps are games.
~Lordbob
~Lordbob
I love it, after I jailbroke my phone.
A Guy
Free Drinks....
just found this one
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi Ah, I love rage comics.
~Lordbob
~Lordbob
�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi Uhhh...yeah, sure...no problem....
from damn you autocorrect
Actually, I find other peoples' tastes incredibly boring.
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