Thứ Năm, 18 tháng 8, 2016

Funny and Geeky Cool Pics [2] part 3


n0th1n9

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I'm sure this will solve the problem.....

Excellent idea.

Now if people would just drive with such courtesy for others.

Mike
Actually, from a relative left and right perspective they'll still run into each other.

xarden

Too right...
Leftside one way is the same side as rightside in the opposite direction. This will cause more collisions.
And who runs on stairs??

panais

Forbidden!
Though it doesn't said when and where......

Borg 386

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Forbidden!
Though it doesn't said when and where......
It's obvious...no whizzing allowed in the Twilight Zone.....

panais

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Forbidden!
Though it doesn't said when and where......
It's obvious...no whizzing allowed in the Twilight Zone.....
Clever!

Borg 386

I think this is what you call a loose/loose situation. If the guy in front jams on the brakes...

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
I think this is what you call a loose/loose situation. If the guy in front jams on the brakes...

If the guy in the back pedals faster the guy in the front gets a free Rectal Exam...
Ouch!

Maguscreed

Never feed your cat mexican food...

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Never feed your cat mexican food...
Shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

Maguscreed

You'd have to be pretty damn gullible to think that was real to begin with....

Hopalong X

The cat can't really fly???!!!!! I'm so disappointed.

Topper

pooch

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pooch View Post
Had to laugh when I saw this It made me think of you all ...................... Help!!
Pooch,
I just saw that yesterday along with a few other cat images and was thinking of using that very photo....
How interesting!
Its a small world now that we have the net

Maguscreed

it never hurts to look over your shoulder now and then.

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
You'd have to be pretty damn gullible to think that was real to begin with....
That was a failed attempt at a joke. You know how people always say "It's Shopped" when something cool shows up?

Like this?

Borg 386

It's amazing how much livestock you can see on the roads.....

arkhi

IF those things experience flatulence or even defecate.. Gosh.. I can't even describe it if I'm driving

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
IF those things experience flatulence or even defecate.. Gosh.. I can't even describe it if I'm driving

arkhi,
If they do you will have sufficient gas to get to your destination. Just make sure you bring a garden hose with you to re-cycle the waste.

Maguscreed

Another in my never ending collection....

Skulblaka

YES!

Hopalong X

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YES!
I knew one day in this millenium you would post something funny!

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
YES!
I knew one day in this millenium you would post something funny!


Been more funnier if it was Pepper Spray!
Talk about teary eyes.....

arkhi


panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Wow! Where you found this?

arkhi

It was a tumblr post lol XD

Skulblaka

Nothing to see here, move along.

Hopalong X

Driving the car from the chair using straps. Brainiac genius until the brakes are needed!

Skulblaka

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Driving the car from the chair using straps. Brainiac genius until the brakes are needed!
That's why he has a mop.

arkhi

There are two types of Youtube comments:


The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
There are two types of Youtube comments:


arkhi,

I can duplicate that in a bathtub having eaten a plateful of beans...
We call them "Farkles!"
Just don't pop the bubbles....

arkhi

Hahaha! Good one THW. I actually had a good laugh when I read that

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Hahaha! Good one THW. I actually had a good laugh when I read that

We all need a good laugh once in a while so I am glad you enjoyed my humor.
Now have a great week.
Dennis

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
There are two types of Youtube comments:


arkhi,

I can duplicate that in a bathtub having eaten a plateful of beans...
We call them "Farkles!"
Just don't pop the bubbles....
I guess that is one way to take a bubble bath!


panais

Do you dare?...........

Britton30

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Hopalong X

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Do you dare?...........
That is going to make some big shark steaks!

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Do you dare?...........
That is going to make some big shark steaks!
I didn't expect this comment actually.


Hopalong X

Here is a grill for those big shark steaks. One at a time of course.


panais

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Here is a grill for those big shark steaks. One at a time of course.

I looove barbecue!!
Hey is that a flamethrower on the right?

Hopalong X

Nah, not a flame thrower! Just a little igniter. Used for small grills and interplanetary rockets.

panais

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Nah, not a flame thrower! Just a little igniter. Used for small grills and interplanetary rockets.

Hopalong X

It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!


The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!


Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!


Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
I understand how you feel....

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!

Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
Looks great Dennis!!!

Nice hair cut!


The Howling Wolves

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got to keep up with the latest style!

Skulblaka

*chuckle*

Maguscreed

my contributions for the day.

panais

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*chuckle*
I liked the info on this.

Hopalong X

That should give a new generation of infants nightmares for their entire life.


panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
That should give a new generation of infants nightmares for their entire life.

Perfect for addams family!

pooch

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!


Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
Thanks for the tip pmsl

panais

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
It really is a propane torch. The one by the grill is similar to this.
Plumbers use them to solder copper pipes together and many other uses.
I've seen people use them as cigarette/cigar lighters.
Singed eye brows and eye lashes are the usual result.
A real macho look!


Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
Thanks for the tip pmsl

pooch
give it a try then upload here your photo.

Hopalong X

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pooch View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post


Nuthin wrong with it..............I normally burn the hair out of my nostrils just so I can get a good nights sleep....
Thanks for the tip pmsl
pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
That polar bear in his avatar will be a black bear.......
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".

panais

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pooch View Post
Thanks for the tip pmsl
pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
That polar bear in his avatar will be a black bear.......
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".

Skulblaka

My morning

pooch

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post

pooch give it a try then upload here your photo.
That polar bear in his avatar will be a black bear.......
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".

Hopalong X

Scorch / Pooch



I warned you but noooo would you listen?
You had to do it anyway.
A triple face palm moment!!!


panais

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post

That polar bear in his avatar will be a black bear.......
.........and the banner will say "Scorch" instead of "Pooch".

Maguscreed

I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'

arkhi

such majesty! such color! its simplicity screams of deeper meanings to be interpretted. oh the beauty and the wonders!

now THAT deserves a spot at the louvre.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
such majesty! such color! its simplicity screams of deeper meanings to be interpretted. oh the beauty and the wonders!

now THAT deserves a spot at the louvre.
such majesty! such color!such nothing!!............

Maguscreed

in my defense I think his nose is very well done.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
in my defense I think his nose is very well done.
Something is wrong with me!!

I cant see anything!!!!

Maguscreed

it's just to the left of center next to the beautifully detailed snow drift.

The Howling Wolves

It's really the Polar Bears anal sphincter not his eye blinking.....
That's how cold it is!

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
it's just to the left of center next to the beautifully detailed snow drift.
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
It's really the Polar Bears anal sphincter not his eye blinking.....
That's how cold it is!

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
The perfect spot to hang your masterpiece. The Loo-uvre!


Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
The perfect spot to hang your masterpiece. The Loo-uvre!

I'm sorry your outhouse is in such bad condition, I feel for you, I really do. It must be hell getting the splinters out of your butt.
Don't blame me or my work for your misfortune though, toilet seats are actually rather inexpensive.

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
The perfect spot to hang your masterpiece. The Loo-uvre!

Does anyone think of Borderlands when seeing this?

panais

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I just completed this homemade work of art, I'm quite proud of it.
I call it 'polar bear blinking in snow storm.'
The perfect spot to hang your masterpiece. The Loo-uvre!

Does anyone think of Borderlands when seeing this?

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
The perfect spot to hang your masterpiece. The Loo-uvre!

Does anyone think of Borderlands when seeing this?
Where's the toilet paper or are you suppose to bring your own...?
Very nice view if you leave the door open...

Like in real estate....location......location.............location!

Hopalong X

Thought you would enjoy this educational moment in American history. A Strange Old Tool


This old tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. by the REPUBLICAN PARTY as a major part of their New Health Care Program Proposal.
They also plan to cut Government help for heating costs in the winter and cooling costs in the summer.
"We can then use the billions in savings to pay for deregulation of pollution limits caused by fossil fuels and increase subsidies to the oil companies!"
The logic is that you wont need clean air do to being able to breath through your ass and the warm smoke will heat your body in the winter and provide a cool breeze in the summer!

Are you starting to feel it? If not bend over a little more.

Maguscreed

...but they've assured us we can fix everything by going back to the same policies that got us in this mess in the first place.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
...but they've assured us we can fix everything by going back to the same policies that got us in this mess in the first place.
I think my post is the old GOP policies just "updated".
What was old is new again policy.

That cures the healthcare problem with smoke.
All they have to do is drag out the shiny mirrors.

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
...but they've assured us we can fix everything by going back to the same policies that got us in this mess in the first place.
I think my post is the old GOP policies just "updated".
What was old is new again policy.

That cures the healthcare problem with smoke.
All they have to do is drag out the shiny mirrors.
We all are looking to blame both sides of the aisle yet we are the ones who voted those
fools in...

Now we have the chance to vote those fools OUT!

Hopalong X

New fools or old fools they all leave us with the smoke machine!

Can you feel the breeze yet?

Maguscreed

To be honest at this point I want to see Paul elected just to see if it even is possible to return any of our rights to us.
I'm guessing it's not, kind of have the feeling he'd be railroaded by his own party.

edit: allow me to add this thought.

TVeblen

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein
, (attributed)
US (German-born) physicist (1879 - 1955)

A Guy

This is a static picture, it is NOT animated.



A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
This is a static picture, it is NOT animated.



A Guy
Wow! Magic!

Maguscreed

black magic ... sorcery I say!!!!
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
This is a static picture, it is NOT animated.



A Guy
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
This is a static picture, it is NOT animated.



A Guy
Wow! Magic!
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
black magic ... sorcery I say!!!!
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.
Are you sure?

Im little sceptical about this!

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
black magic ... sorcery I say!!!!
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.
She turned me into a newt!...

A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
black magic ... sorcery I say!!!!
the only way to be sure is to tie a rock to A guy and throw him in a pond, if he drowns he's not a warlock.
She turned me into a newt!...

A Guy

Windows i7 920

Saw this on minecraftforum.net... got a good laugh from it.

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panais

Traveling in time.......

A Guy

Talk about taking "in the cloud" to a new level...



A Guy

Borg 386

Hmmm.....

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Talk about taking "in the cloud" to a new level...



A Guy

arkhi

I need help like NOW! I'm trying to upload a picture at tinypic but I can't understand the left word. Maybe someone can??

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
I need help like NOW! I'm trying to upload a picture at tinypic but I can't understand the left word. Maybe someone can??

Self destruct is now engaged! Your computer will die in 10 seconds!

Too late!

Maguscreed

I think it says learn Arabic...

arkhi

LOL. i hit refresh and now it wants me to enter the f of f(?)^?=x

TVeblen

The answer is 42

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I think it says learn Arabic...
Looks more like the Devanagari script to me - used in India ;-) Cannot decipher it, unfortunately...but maybe a speaker of Hindi can :-)

panais

It says f(?)^?=x

Am i clever or what?

Hopalong X

Who said nuclear is not friendly?

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
It says f(?)^?=x

Am i clever or what?
It says it needs to reboot!



panais

Exactly what I felt.

Guest

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
It says f(?)^?=x

Am i clever or what?
It says it needs to reboot!



panais

You talking to me?

Hopalong X

Yeah! What about it???

I know you ain't coppin' no attitude with me!!

I'll send you back to ya mama cryin'.


StalkeR


panais

You was saying.....?

Hopalong X

Bring it on! Fluffy?????

Maguscreed

Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.

Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.

I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.

Windows i7 920

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.

Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.

I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
A penny yes,maybe 2 penny if you are good in marketing.

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
A penny yes,maybe 2 penny if you are good in marketing.
actually it works, it's not even suffering from the hold down the cartridge to read problem. the hard thing was finding a tv the ancient adapter worked on. been a long time since I played duck hunt


oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.

and yes that is a game of chess titans I actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before I got that many queens on the board.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by maguscreed View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
a penny yes,maybe 2 penny if you are good in marketing.
actually it works, it's not even suffering from the hold down the cartridge to read problem. The hard thing was finding a tv the ancient adapter worked on. Been a long time since i played duck hunt


oh can't post in this thread without leaving contributions so here you go.

And yes that is a game of chess titans i actually played, and the hardest part was actually keeping it from stalemating before i got that many queens on the board.
sysadmin!!

panais

So you think you are smart?

Maguscreed

no I know I am.

panais

Advice columns.

This is.........


Imperfect1

Uh oh. . . busted!

TVeblen

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 View Post
Uh oh. . . busted!
2.2 seconds?
What, was he thinking about it?

Maguscreed

I actually hate it when they force you to scroll through a eula as if you are going to bother to read it.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.


It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.

I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I actually hate it when they force you to scroll through a eula as if you are going to bother to read it.
We all know what they all say. If our software on your machine creates a blackhole that sucks in and destroys all reality, we are not liable.
You can not use our software for any purpose other than that intended and if it doesn't work you are completely out of luck.


It's just ridiculous of course you are going to accept it, it's the only way to install the dang thing in the first place.

I'm going to relax now, EULA's make me angry.
Yeah me too!!

TVeblen

The EULA is just the chit-chat you make with software so you can take it home!

Oh God, did I just say that out loud?

Maguscreed

this is one of my favorites... and yes it's real.
They've since removed it.

If I want to use itunes to make chemical weapons or missiles that's my business dammit.

Plus I would definitely get points for creativity in the process.

Hopalong X

United Nations EULA for N.Korea and Iran

Code:
  You promise only to use uranium to make glow in the dark watches for personal use only.

Maguscreed

I will take this opportunity to quote family guy as it seems appropriate here.
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lois Griffin
But...what about the terrorists? That's right. Terrorists. We've received intelligence that...Hitler...is plotting with...with the Legion of Doom...to assasinate Jesus. And we've also have reports that...Darth Vader...tried to buy yellowcake uranium...from unwed teenage mothers!!"

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
this is one of my favorites... and yes it's real.
They've since removed it.

If I want to use itunes to make chemical weapons or missiles that's my business dammit.

Plus I would definitely get points for creativity in the process.
Nope. Still there! http://www.apple.com/legal/sla/docs/...ForWindows.pdf

Maguscreed

I couldn't come up with a proper response to that so here is image #193

xarden

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Don't mess with fluffy man, you don't know what you're getting into...
That rabbit in the holy grail... has nothing on fluffy, and we're all out of holy hand grenades.

Speaking of the unexpected though here's something I just found in the family storage. You'll have to excuse the image quality my good phone died and this is the only back up one I have that will use the sim.

I understand that if it still works it's worth a pretty penny.
A penny yes,maybe 2 penny if you are good in marketing.
I'd pay 3 penny for it.
Its a collectors item. Marketing not required.

zEric7x


That space creature seems quite familiar.

Maguscreed

Speaking of dogs.

panais

Ts ts ts Bad Maguscreed!!



Borg 386

Don't do it.....

Hopalong X

Borg

That should be posted on the Conspiracy thread.

I would add it over there.
Give them something new to be confused about.

Maguscreed

In the name of techs everywhere I give you the pain and horror that it is to be you.

Lordbob75

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
In the name of techs everywhere I give you the pain and horror that it is to be you.
Our server room in my building actually looks kind of like this...

~Lordbob

Maguscreed

Edit>: almost broke my own rule and posted without an image.
Well here's one that hits on recent events.

vspeck23

you know the hand dryers in public toilets ??? :::

Hopalong X

Not exactly geeky.

This was reportedly posted in public restrooms in Japan.
Quadruple palm worthy.


MrNeeds

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Not exactly geeky.

This was reportedly posted in public restrooms in Japan.
Quadruple palm worthy.

some loos in Japan, you don't even sit on anything, you just aim for a hole.

500 posts

Skulblaka

World War II explained by the internet.

xarden

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
World War II explained by the internet.
I knew my History teacher was telling porkies.
THIS is how they should be teaching.

Borg 386

South Korean beach....I think an anthill would be less crowded....

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
South Korean beach....I think an anthill would be less crowded....
Sea of people!

MrNeeds

Stereoscopic Photography which i've currently got hooked into, to do these, simply look at the center of the two images and cross your eyes (only works with people with 2 eyes, sorry) and the two images will merge into one 3D image, the further away you are from the screen, the less stress on your eyes there is so sit back a bit.
who needs 3D specs!
-leaves-flower.jpg
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-stereoscopic-window-flower.jpg
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this is what my purple monkey avatar looks like in 3D:
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xarden

MagicEye had this concept when I was still an anklebiter at school. They just did their images in a different way.

MrNeeds

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by xarden View Post
MagicEye had this concept when I was still an anklebiter at school. They just did their images in a different way.
it's exactly the same as 3D films mate, I remember magic eye very well, this is why I can see the 3D images, no one else I know can see them, so I figured my friends in a box could see them i've created more including my front room.

here's my neighbours (messy) garden:
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Skulblaka

Never going there again.

mickey megabyte

just saw this pic on g+

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

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What??

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

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Mickey,
I told you not to post picture of my garage set up!
Now everyone will want to know where I acquired it
THW

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

Nice underground bunker. Lots of toys!

Needs a bigger monitor.

mickey megabyte

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post

What??
yeah i know - someone is still using XP!

...he should be shot...

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post

What??
yeah i know - someone is still using XP!

...he should be shot...
Nah!

Thats an old pic from last year before I "built" this new rig with W7!

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post

What??
yeah i know - someone is still using XP!

...he should be shot...

Windows i7 920

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Hopalong X

I think you need to rotate the ART 90* left.

The elephants trunk goes on one end or the other not above its ears.

Of course the elephant could be standing on its hind legs I suppose.

MrNeeds

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i think you need to rotate the art 90* left.

The elephants trunk goes on one end or the other not above its ears.

Of course the elephant could be standing on its hind legs i suppose.
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Hopalong X


Britton30

I see your point Mike...
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The Howling Wolves

Seems to be a lot of head slapping going on in here....
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so I thought I would join you!

Borg 386

Pimp my ride recipient?

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

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For me,this is still the winner for these days

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

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For me,this is still the winner for these days
Looks like one of our old rooms. But we never had a freakin M2 .50 cal and a Barret in there. I'm not even sure how he got those!

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
just saw this pic on g+

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For me,this is still the winner for these days
Looks like one of our old rooms. But we never had a freakin M2 .50 cal and a Barret in there. I'm not even sure how he got those!
I really wonder if the picture is real!!

arkhi

Hard to say. The fact that he owns two .50 cal rifles makes it questionable-- either it's on a country were laws are that free or he's just good at smuggling, or the photo is shopped, or those are actually toys.


These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.


panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Hard to say. The fact that he owns two .50 cal rifles makes it questionable-- either it's on a country were laws are that free or he's just good at smuggling, or the photo is shopped, or those are actually toys.


These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.

Can i have the shotgun please?

Hopalong X

They are legal here as semi-auto.

Full auto even can be had legally with special paper work in many States.

Panais

The shotgun is no problem to get over here. I have a similar one.
Sorry I can't email it to you.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
They are legal here as semi-auto.

Full auto even can be had legally with special paper work in many States.

Panais

The shotgun is no problem to get over here. I have a similar one.
Sorry I can't email it to you.
...........

Maguscreed

Not that I'm supporting piracy in any way, but this was just funny...

Borg 386

....

arkhi


BrightBlessings

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Text for the picture above

JULY 10, 2011
A Letter from Rupert Murdoch
Where I Stand on the News Corporation Scandal


Dear Friends,

As details of the scandal surrounding my company, News Corporation, have emerged in recent days � including employees hacking into mobile phones and bribing the police � my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.

Now, I�m sure many of you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer, my friends, is simple: I get all of my information from my own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for your information, I can assure you that you wouldn�t have a clue what was going on, either.

Some of you aren�t buying this argument. You maintain that a media titan like me would get his information from sources beyond newspapers � like TV, for example. Well, that�s true. But in my case, the only TV I watch is the Fox News Channel. So not only do I not know what is going on around me, I know nothing about the theory of evolution, global warming, or President Obama�s birthplace.

If you still don�t believe that I know nothing, here�s a final piece of evidence: I paid $500 million to acquire MySpace. Case closed.

Now that we�ve established that I know nothing, let me address some of the allegations about News Corp. that have come up in recent days: first and foremost, that our reporters have regularly bribed the police to obtain information. I am shocked and appalled by this charge. News Corporation has a longstanding zero tolerance policy regarding information, both the getting of it and the publishing of it. Going forward, we will be subjecting our employees to a series of random information tests. Any employees found to be possessing even trace amounts of facts will be immediately terminated.

Finally, it has come to my attention that several of my company�s tabloids have featured pictures of women with their shirts off. I am as shocked by this news as you are and I intend to launch a full investigation.

In closing, I want to assure you that I intend to make amends for any and all of the wrongdoing perpetrated by employees of News Corp. in recent years. And to that end, I have a plan: I implore the British government to let me own 100% of the satellite broadcasting giant B-Sky-B. I have made some grievous mistakes with the media properties I already control, and the only way I can think of to make things right is by controlling even more.

Your friend,

Rupert

Hopalong X


pooch

hahaha Just been reading through this. It is so funny .............. Keep it up

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Imperfect1

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post

JULY 10, 2011
A Letter from Rupert Murdoch
Where I Stand on the News Corporation Scandal


Dear Friends,

As details of the scandal surrounding my company, News Corporation, have emerged in recent days � including employees hacking into mobile phones and bribing the police � my defense has been consistent: I had no idea what was going on.

Now, I�m sure many of you are wondering, how could I, Rupert Murdoch, one of the most powerful men in the world, have no idea what is going on? The answer, my friends, is simple: I get all of my information from my own newspapers. If you relied on News of the World, The Sun, and The New York Post for your information, I can assure you that you wouldn�t have a clue what was going on, either.

Some of you aren�t buying this argument. You maintain that a media titan like me would get his information from sources beyond newspapers � like TV, for example. Well, that�s true. But in my case, the only TV I watch is the Fox News Channel. So not only do I not know what is going on around me, I know nothing about the theory of evolution, global warming, or President Obama�s birthplace.

If you still don�t believe that I know nothing, here�s a final piece of evidence: I paid $500 million to acquire MySpace. Case closed.

Now that we�ve established that I know nothing, let me address some of the allegations about News Corp. that have come up in recent days: first and foremost, that our reporters have regularly bribed the police to obtain information. I am shocked and appalled by this charge. News Corporation has a longstanding zero tolerance policy regarding information, both the getting of it and the publishing of it. Going forward, we will be subjecting our employees to a series of random information tests. Any employees found to be possessing even trace amounts of facts will be immediately terminated.

Finally, it has come to my attention that several of my company�s tabloids have featured pictures of women with their shirts off. I am as shocked by this news as you are and I intend to launch a full investigation.

In closing, I want to assure you that I intend to make amends for any and all of the wrongdoing perpetrated by employees of News Corp. in recent years. And to that end, I have a plan: I implore the British government to let me own 100% of the satellite broadcasting giant B-Sky-B. I have made some grievous mistakes with the media properties I already control, and the only way I can think of to make things right is by controlling even more.

Your friend,

Rupert
Maybe Rupert Murdock should be relying on the TWINKIE DEFENSE!!!!
Perhaps his lack of knowledge can be attributed to some kind of diminished capacity or depression, so we should let him off the hook, utilizing the Twinkie Defense. If it worked for the accused murderer of San Francisco's Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone --- why shouldn't it work for Rupert Murdock?

Hopalong X

Twinkie defense??????

Saddam defense. "I love everyone."
Qaddafi defense. "I love everyone".
Wall Street defense. "We love everyone".

Never mind.

Twinkie defense sounds good after all.

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Twinkie defense??????

Saddam defense. "I love everyone."
Qaddafi defense. "I love everyone".
Wall Street defense. "We love everyone".

Never mind.

Twinkie defense sounds good after all.
Mike,
How about Bernie Madman Madoff?

BrightBlessings

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A Guy

Siri fail





A Guy

Hopalong X

Steves reincarnation could have gone like this.


Borg 386

Who designed this bathroom?

The Howling Wolves

Borg 386,
Same person that designed this bathroom suite.....
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Those that live together ..........Go together!

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Who designed this bathroom?
................

Imperfect1



Perfect for Siamese twins, though

xarden

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Hard to say. The fact that he owns two .50 cal rifles makes it questionable-- either it's on a country were laws are that free or he's just good at smuggling, or the photo is shopped, or those are actually toys.
A couple of my airsoft buddies have a collection like that, minus the screens...

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
These are what we had a while back. They're all legal and registered (ballistics profile and everything), of course.

A couple of my airsoft buddies have a collection like that too.
My armoury is slowly growing...
So far got a 1911, HiCapa, M4A1 SOPMOD (just because ), G36C, CXP.08
All airsoft though.
Good games. Good times.

Skulblaka

Things are not what they seem.

BrightBlessings

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richnrockville

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
amen..
Rich

Maguscreed

With the ads for the new twilight movie on tv I thought this one both appropriate and spew coffee out of my mouth funny...

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
With the ads for the new twilight movie on tv I thought this one both appropriate and spew coffee out of my mouth funny...
Clever!

I found a better title "You can run but you can't hide"

n0th1n9

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Now that is classic, I love it.

A Guy

Not so funny...



A Guy

Maguscreed

This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.
They redacted Mickey Mouse or was that Goofy?

Britton30




Imperfect1

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Not so funny...



A Guy
Exactly! That's one of the reasons the Occupy Wall Street movement is gaining tremendous momentum all across the country.

Skulblaka

Internet.

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.
They redacted Mickey Mouse or was that Goofy?
It was ron paul actually.

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.
They redacted Mickey Mouse or was that Goofy?
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
This also is wrong.
The censorship has gotten insane.
They redacted Mickey Mouse or was that Goofy?
It was ron paul actually.
I was thinking a politician...must be Dopey then...

A Guy

Maguscreed

-42-

Borg 386

Take your pick.....

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Take your pick.....
I will add this in my office door

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
Internet.
I seriously don't get this at all. @_@ I know jokes are funny unexplained, but can someone enlighten me please? XD

TVeblen

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
Internet.
I seriously don't get this at all. @_@ I know jokes are funny unexplained, but can someone enlighten me please? XD
Humans have the annoying tendency to argue passionately about procedural minutia that just does not make any difference in regards to accomplishing the task.

I am sure that people have got divorced who were fighting over whether the toilet paper goes "over" or "under".

People need jobs, security. Politicians argue whether the solution goes "over" or "under", while nothing gets done.

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
Internet.
I seriously don't get this at all. @_@ I know jokes are funny unexplained, but can someone enlighten me please? XD
Dat internet.

arkhi

Gosh! I can't believe people would actually care for a detail so insignificant lol. That's why I didn't get it. Like really? "People care if it's over or under? Is that the joke or I'm missing something?" XD XD

Thanks for that!!

The Howling Wolves

Someone stated if you have kids it is better to have TP under as they will use less of it.
Too easy to unroll TP with it over. Just try it and you will see the difference.

Remember.....someone told me this...I think it was either Hopalong X or Topper his horse.
THW

xarden

This is how wars start!
Wars also start over the 'Do you put the milk or hot water in your coffee first?' debate.
Or the 'drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking' debate.

It seems for every frivolous thing, we as people can stem an argument one way or another.

Maguscreed

I'm just happy to see a toilet roll there as nine times out of ten I'm the poor sap who has to refill the holder BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE EVER DOES!! Grrrrrr

arkhi

Do you put the milk or hot water in your coffee first? hot water
drop of oil or pinch of salt in your pasta while its cooking? both

...war averted.

Borg 386

Contains bad words so I'll just link it. IT PROVES A DARN POINT lol XD

http://ragecollection.com/rages/1085.png

panais

Arkhi, the link has failed because the owner of the website doesn't allow hot linking.

Guest

Coffee...!!!!

Guest

A real bird X-ray.

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Arkhi, the link has failed because the owner of the website doesn't allow hot linking.
My bad. Thanks

*fixed*
Rage Comic #1085

Lordbob75

You're very welcome.

Francis93

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Arkhi, the link has failed because the owner of the website doesn't allow hot linking.
My bad. Thanks

*fixed*
Rage Comic #1085
Awesome.

~Lordbob

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
A real bird X-ray.
You can see the egg in there.

Lordbob75

I leave you with this small offering from the internet.

LarryHeart

This comes to mind:


~Lordbob

panais

Dare to fight is a killing video lol

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Francis93 View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
A real bird X-ray.
You can see the egg in there.
Yes Francis,its funny,now we know where eggs come from!!

panais

Men are from Mars, Women are from that place Fermat's Last Theorem came from.

Guest

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Men are from Mars, Women are from that place Fermat's Last Theorem came from.
motorcycle won't start.....good one!


Lordbob75

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Men are from Mars, Women are from that place Fermat's Last Theorem came from.
motorcycle won't start.....good one!

For some reason, this doesn't surprise me.

~Lordbob

arkhi

I just found this out through research, and this is (for real!) what one of the prisons in Norway looks like:





Lordbob75

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
I just found this out through research, and this is (for real!) what one of the prisons in Norway looks like:




That looks like my DORM ROOM. Nice place.

~Lordbob

Maguscreed

Wait and you can stay there for free?
Where do I sign up?

Dinesh

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Siri fail





A Guy
The Siri fail is hilarious.

xarden

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
I just found this out through research, and this is (for real!) what one of the prisons in Norway looks like:




Looks like a rest home. But I guess thats one and the same?

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Wait and you can stay there for free?
Where do I sign up?
Just give someone you hate a good old beating in a Norwegian public lol XD

Seriously though, you did something bad, and that's your punishment. Makes you go "WHAT?!".

...It's the Halden Prison of Halden, Norway by the way..

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Wait and you can stay there for free?
Where do I sign up?
Yeah! Sign me too!

Hopalong X

Even have cable TV!

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Even have cable TV!
Actually even fed prisoners here in the US have full cable tv. (naughty programming blocked by vchip) They do it because it helps keep the inmates calm and thus I suppose is worth the money if it actually works.
Many non violent fed inmates even have access to a basic form of email (no attachments just plain text really)
I don't have a problem with that either. As it's very easily monitored if they are up to something and keeping family ties may be a positive in many situations for these guys, unless their whole family is criminal.

Hopalong X

They don't have a private room with their own TV.

Maguscreed

No that privilege is reserved for death row inmates.

Hopalong X

You have fancy prisons in Texas.

Maguscreed

In our defense they did recently repeal the last meal request. Death row inmates now get typical jail food for their last meal.

Skulblaka

This

Lordbob75

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
This
So true. Still funny as hell though.

~Lordbob

Skulblaka

Life lesson

BrightBlessings

A matter of perspective,I would say

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Dinesh

Good one BrightBlessings...

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
A matter of perspective,I would say

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Correct!!

A Guy

True...



A Guy

Maguscreed

A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record

A Guy

Lol, little doggy beer bellies?

A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
True...



A Guy
Yeah!!

arkhi

I don't get it :/ What are those drums?

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
I don't get it :/ What are those drums?
Emmm....do you know what is beer?

Beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cheers!!

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record

Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record

Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW
Emmm.... i dont like the idea to give beer to my dogs.

stevieray

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A Guy, this one actually reminded me specifically of you, given your avatar.
Bowser Beer For Dogs Earns World Record

Maguscreed,
After reviewing the video it looks like the lady in the light blue polo shirt drank more
beer than the tiny little dog.
Just my observation!
THW
Emmm.... i dont like the idea to give beer to my dogs.
Ah, but the question is: What do the dogs think?

My sister used to give one, single beer to her dog every Friday evening. Consequently, he was the only dog I knew who took the time to learn the concept of the seven day week... and he really, really liked Fridays! He was a happy dog.

Maguscreed

After watching the debate last night this kind of gave me a giggle.

arkhi

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
I don't get it :/ What are those drums?
Emmm....do you know what is beer?

Beer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Cheers!!
ah! If i could give rep here I would XD

Dude

Second that, Beer is good!!

Borg 386

Always try this first....

Britton30


Hopalong X


A Guy



A Guy

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post


A Guy
LOL

Dinesh

Nice one Bill.

rvbfan

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by rvbfan View Post
The next picture....

panais

One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.

TVeblen

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by lhorwinkle View Post
One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by lhorwinkle View Post
One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
What are you refering to?
Yes,what are you referring to?

Imperfect1

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by lhorwinkle View Post
One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
Post #638 has offended someone.

The Howling Wolves

No offense to anyone intended, but I think it's very profound! Natives of many cultures take their totems and idols just as seriously as other peoples who take their religions very seriously. And we all have the right to NOT take any of it seriously if we so choose.

Maguscreed

I notice that post and kind of let the water roll off the ducks back.
Thinking maybe the mods. would say something I just let it go.
THW

TVeblen

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 View Post
And we all have the right to NOT take any of it seriously if we so choose.
I agree

mickey megabyte

Oh.... let's piss off the vegans too!

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by TVeblen View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by lhorwinkle View Post
One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
Post #638 has offended someone.
...or he could be referring to this post.

Imperfect1

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by TVeblen View Post
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One is an idol based on no real person.
The other speaks to a real, living, breathing man who made supreme sacrifices for us all.
Big difference.
Post #638 has offended someone.
...or he could be referring to this post.
That might mean something to me if I had any idea who that was

Guest

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by TVeblen View Post
Oh.... let's piss off the vegans too!


Hopalong X

PETA

http://www.zoolabo.com/eng/fly/game-fly-swatter.html


panais

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Wow! A super game,better than Rage and Crysis!

panais

Things these days are upside down.

A Guy



A Guy

arkhi

This isn't geeky in any way, but I thought it's cool if you think about it..

Meet the USS Constitution. Laid down on 1794, It is the oldest commissioned ship of the US Navy and of the world. That being said, it is technically a warship and can be called to war when needed. Makes me wonder if it would indeed challenge a modern-class battle ship.


TVeblen

Loaded to the deckheads with C4 I'm sure it could do some real damage!

Borg 386

Methinks the lad has issues?

mickey megabyte

yes i agree - he isn't wearing any sort of gloves!

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and, in response to an earlier post:

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MrNeeds

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Methinks the lad has issues?
that's a guy called Grayson Perry, he's quite a funny guy, naturally a drag act.
Grayson Perry - YouTube

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
yes i agree - he isn't wearing any sort of gloves!

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and, in response to an earlier post:

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Hopalong X

Good thing it is in a compressed zip file.


Maguscreed

...well there's your problem

p.s. I have a really awesome one but I'm worried about it violating site rules

MrNeeds

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
...well there's your problem

p.s. I have a really awesome one but I'm worried about it violating site rules
post it to the boss in a private message and ask if it's ok

BrightBlessings

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A Guy



A Guy

panais

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A Guy
Oups!

Dinesh

Hehehehehe Nice one Bill.

Maguscreed

Nothing can stop this one. You better look out, he's on a roll.

BrightBlessings

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Imperfect1



Having lost crucially important documents once or twice, this one actually made me gasp!!!

Borg 386

LOL @ the shredder....isn't that usually how it works in the corporate world?

message to roommate

panais

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A Guy
Oups!
Honestly this is one from the best!

I keep laughing with this!

Hopalong X

Don't forget to read the last line "Also...."

TVeblen

Canada Humor.....

Borg 386

Old photo....Mobile Booking Cage.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Old photo....Mobile Booking Cage.
"Mobile Booking Cage"

Britton30

Help fight climate change with this eco-friendly dish washer.

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Joan Archer

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A Guy
I think I used to work for him...
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Guest

I did used to work for him..............the payroll supervisor was not best pleased.

Guest

That Shredder is funny, I think I posted that a while ago in the Jokes thread but it's good to see it again.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
That Shredder is funny, I think I posted that a while ago in the Jokes thread but it's good to see it again.
Joan that's mean is a good one!

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
That Shredder is funny, I think I posted that a while ago in the Jokes thread but it's good to see it again.
Joan that means is a good one!
That's better

A Guy

Imperfect1

Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.

Just when you think you've seen everything!

Dinesh

That's simply amazing Imperfect1.

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 View Post
Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.

Just when you think you've seen everything!
"Well I see the problem with your dam right there. You have Ibex."

A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 View Post
Oh my goodness! This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy - Can you see the little dots on the wall? What do you think they are?
They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen, and lick the salt off the dam wall.

Just when you think you've seen everything!
"Well I see the problem with your dam right there. You have Ibex."

A Guy
Yeap! Thats the point!!

Borg 386

I think my computer has a few bugs.....

panais

That's gross!

I'll post a new one (pun intended!):

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pebbly

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That's gross!

I'll post a new one (pun intended!):

Attachment 185265
Hey! I want one of this!

Guest

Scientist discovers new wormhole

Imperfect1

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
I think my computer has a few bugs.....


I think you need some Ibex to clean out your computer. Maybe when they're through with the dam wall, they'll come over and help you out!

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Scientist discovers new wormhole

RitualJman

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Scientist discovers new wormhole
Oh...worm...

A Guy

panais

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TVeblen

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Scientist discovers new wormhole

Hopalong X

Download some brains

Borg 386

Scam artists at the stores trying to sell more Ram when it is free.
Shame on them.
Download More RAM!

panais

Live Long & do paperwork

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Live Long & do paperwork
Borg 386

That looks like Enterprise!

Guest

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Live Long & do paperwork
Borg 386

That looks like Enterprise!
That IS the point

A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Live Long & do paperwork
Borg 386

That looks like Enterprise!
That IS the point

A Guy
And i though i was clever on this.

BrightBlessings

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Maguscreed

Hypocrisy wears many faces.

Maguscreed

Sorry to double post but I think this image speaks for itself.

vierasniper

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Sorry to double post but I think this image speaks for itself.
hahaha that one is also sexual

Maguscreed

today's offerings

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
today's offerings
Maya calendar,good one!

Borg 386

...

Maguscreed

Ignoring the fact it looks like a strong gust of wind would blow it over that's actually kind of awesome.

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
...
If it's stable, and I'm sure it is, I'd get it. Seriously, a minimalists dream house.

Borg 386

Spelling fail

xarden

...kids these days

Borg 386

new holiday?

panais

A photo from Rio de janeiro beach.

vierasniper

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
A photo from Rio de janeiro beach.
its the world eater!! where is dovahkiin?

Borg 386

Viral Street Marketing

Dinesh

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Viral Street Marketing

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Viral Street Marketing
Yeah!!

Hopalong X


First came MJ and then MC Hammer......
......and now presenting MJ Nanner!


djl47

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Spelling fail
It's not a fail. It's a clever use of an internet meme. http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...heezburger.jpg

Britton30

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by djl47 View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Spelling fail
It's not a fail. It's a clever use of an internet meme. http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...heezburger.jpg
True, I think Borg meant the "Tripple", where it should be "Trippple" Heh.

BrightBlessings

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panais

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Attachment 188314

A Guy



A Guy

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post


A Guy

Borg 386

The local Blockbuster closed it's doors here...this is what was left on the front door.

A Guy



A Guy

rvbfan

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post


A Guy
Good one

Joan Archer

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by rvbfan View Post
Am I missing something here, how is this a funny and geeky cool pic.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by rvbfan View Post
Am I missing something here, how is this a funny and geeky cool pic.
No more than me.

TVeblen

It is a take-off of a well know internet meme:
Disaster Girl | Know Your Meme

All memes are geeky!

Joan Archer

Oh right thanks for that Bob, I didn't know anything about it, hence my comment.

TVeblen

You are just not wasting enough time on useless stuff Joan!

Borg 386

Don't you just hate having to find that "one particular wire"?

A Guy



A Guy

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post


A Guy
The economy affects us all doesn't it.

xarden

Recently added to my kit...


Fantail

*FLAG* - Defense - hand palm, to the cup - 10 yard penalty - automatic 1st. down

Maguscreed

the truth is finally made known.

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
the truth is finally made known.

Maguscreed,
" I just got an email telling me about how Viagra could help with my monthly loan payments."

The four hour limit they advertise could get you 3-4 trips through Mc Donalds.

pebbly

Oh Deer!!!

Britton30

That'll teach the blighter!
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A Guy

Should mention that is in Green Bay, at the GB Chicago game. They are rabid football fans in GB, and the Bears are a major enemy. The tickets are like gold there

A Guy

M1GU31


panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by M1GU31 View Post
Good one!

Skulblaka

Level sixty? Pfft... you can't top this.

BrightBlessings

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M1GU31

hahhaha nice one of bill clinton

BrightBlessings

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Borg 386

...

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
...

They look more like soap dispensers.

Please don't wee on the soap?
How drunk were you to wee up the wall?

Skulblaka

Every, Single, Time.

Maguscreed

This has been found to be nearly 100% effective.

Britton30

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Married bliss?

M1GU31


Maguscreed

Looks like Conan is ready for the rave scene.


Britton30

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Britton30 View Post
Good one!!

Skulblaka

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Britton30 View Post
Good one!!
Looks like something Joker will use, but with more green.

boohbah


M1GU31

story of my life

mickey megabyte


Hopalong X

I guess Kim Jongs new cook book arrived a few weeks late.
...

lorddenis

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post

M1GU31

i'm almost certain that the cook your dog book meant cooking with your dog expect the word with was covered up by the sticker lmao

Borg 386

An unexpected side-effect of the 2010 flooding in parts of Sindh, Pakistan, was that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters; because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water took so long to recede, many trees became cocooned in spiders webs. People in the area had never seen this phenomenon before, but they also reported that there were fewer mosquitoes than they would have expected, given the amount of standing water that was left. Not being bitten by mosquitoes was one small blessing for people that had lost everything in the floods.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
An unexpected side-effect of the 2010 flooding in parts of Sindh, Pakistan, was that millions of spiders climbed up into the trees to escape the rising flood waters; because of the scale of the flooding and the fact that the water took so long to recede, many trees became cocooned in spiders webs. People in the area had never seen this phenomenon before, but they also reported that there were fewer mosquitoes than they would have expected, given the amount of standing water that was left. Not being bitten by mosquitoes was one small blessing for people that had lost everything in the floods.
Wow! Amazing picture Borg!!

Dinesh

Answer this one.
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Hopalong X

In my pocket with the other $99.
To heck with $100 shirts.

arkhi

The fallacy there is that it adds the money you owe (98) to the money you have left (1). The money you have left is a Surplus for you and is thus a positve. The money you owe is a negative on your part. In math, -98+1=!99.

TVeblen

Good one. That is how governments try to do math!

You borrowed $100.
You paid back $2
You now owe $98

For $98 you've gained a $97 shirt and a $1 bill.

mickey megabyte

ok, then how about this one:


arkhi

The key there is that the hypotenus on the top and bottom triangle are not straight, allowing a little bit of space for another square. The other shapes are not whole-numbered in area other. I.e. one polygon can measure 2.63232 square units, etc...

By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.


Dinesh

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by arkhi View Post
The key there is that the hypotenus on the top and bottom triangle are not straight, allowing a little bit of space for another square. The other shapes are not whole-numbered in area other. I.e. one polygon can measure 2.63232 square units, etc...

By using a bit of illusion, you are lead to believed that a whole square-unit just disappeared. You can actually try out making a triangle with straight lines and exact measurements and you can tell the picture is misleading. I did one and it kinda look like this. Notice that shome of the shapes are too big to even fit.

Ok you win.

Borg 386

The 1989, $7,300 first Mac portable. Weight: 16 pounds, but the lead-acid battery (see also: your car) kept it running for at least six hours.

mickey megabyte

who said the parallel port was dead?




StalkeR


Qdos

This photograph represents the epitome of the principle of refraction, but is not to be confused with the concept of beer goggles (whilst the effect is the same arguably, this experiment required no compulsory use of alcohol!!!)

Dinesh

Nice one Qdos.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
This photograph represents the epitome of the principle of refraction, but is not to be confused with the concept of beer goggles (whilst the effect is the same arguably, this experiment required no compulsory use of alcohol!!!)
Jagermeister, hurry before I go blind.

Too late!!!


Qdos

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
Nice one Qdos.
I do like illustrative humour...

Borg 386

the stages.....

Qdos

Life summarized in four bottles...

BrightBlessings

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Layback Bear

I will look into that procrastinating thing later.

Qdos

When you need a shave, and your other half is hogging the bathroom...

Borg 386

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
When you need a shave, and your other half is hogging the bathroom...
Now that's using tech to your advantage.

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
When you need a shave, and your other half is hogging the bathroom...
Just be careful shaving as everything is reversed.
Must be the new generation as my other half always shared the bathroom, kitchen,
tv remote, and just about everything else. We even shared being married 44 years.......................together.
THW

Borg 386

How the Martian Tripods were originally depicted in War Of The Worlds. Along with an old cover (possibly the 1st printing) of I, Robot

mickey megabyte

i posted this picture on another thread, but for those that didn't see it there, here are the first pictures of some websites:

-vintageads.jpg

Borg 386

Yeah, I saw those, those are good.

Qdos

Just the thing, if you're a Scotsman and wear the kilt in the true tradition... an ergonomically designed stool to allow you to comfortably sit in front of your PC for endless hours...

metalmania31

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
Just the thing, if you're a Scotsman and wear the kilt in the true tradition... an ergonomically designed stool to allow you to comfortably sit in front of your PC for endless hours...
Isn't it presumptuous that everyone leans to the right? LOL

Qdos

I'd be more concerned about splinters, personally...

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by metalmania31 View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Qdos View Post
Just the thing, if you're a Scotsman and wear the kilt in the true tradition... an ergonomically designed stool to allow you to comfortably sit in front of your PC for endless hours...
Isn't it presumptuous that everyone leans to the right? LOL
That one is designed for a lefty.

Turn the pic upside down or stand on your head. Which ever is easiest.

I do agree it is presumptuous that one size fits all.

Qdos

They're available in all sizes imaginable I believe...

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
i posted this picture on another thread, but for those that didn't see it there, here are the first pictures of some websites:

Attachment 193351
A Bioshock presentation

dreamer

Towards the left

Layback Bear

Do they make them bigger so one doesn't have so much hanging over.

mickey megabyte


steviejay42

Go figure

mickey megabyte

hehe - good one!

Hopalong X

That should be the official poster of the U.S. Congress. Unfortunately.

Maguscreed

Sometimes the problem of stupidity kind of just... takes care of itself.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Sometimes the problem of stupidity kind of just... takes care of itself.
So how do we get the bears to move to Washington D.C.?

Maguscreed

good question

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Sometimes the problem of stupidity kind of just... takes care of itself.
So how do we get the bears to move to Washington D.C.?
Move Washington D.C. to the Bears...

steviejay42

Pick up lines

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Sometimes the problem of stupidity kind of just... takes care of itself.
So how do we get the bears to move to Washington D.C.?
Move Washington D.C. to the Bears...

Borg 386

Busted.....

Maguscreed

Man he's gonna get it, you know she's ticked he didn't share.

pacinitaly

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
who said the parallel port was dead?




amazing I love it

Maguscreed

I thought this was funny.

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
I thought this was funny.
Lol, truth is stranger than fiction. A Guy

StalkeR

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panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Borg 386 View Post
Busted.....
Oups!

Qdos

Not sure if anyone's posted this one before... but...

M1GU31

...

jloc

lolwut
















M1GU31

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by jloc View Post
lolwut


lool think i have her problem i always have a serious face most of the day, sometimes i smile but i got to be laughing .People when they first look at me think i'm angry until they get to know me.

The Howling Wolves

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by M1GU31 View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by jloc View Post
lolwut


lool think i have her problem i always have a serious face most of the day, sometimes i smile but i got to be laughing .People when they first look at me think i'm angry until they get to know me.

I am just the opposite....they get angry after they know me.

Qdos

Old boys bikers bar...

BrightBlessings

-1.jpg

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Or,hi my name is ultra and... im a energoholic

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Or,hi my name is ultra and... im a energoholic

no
Hi my name is ultra, and I am so into acid, seriously I'm like full of it, ... consequently, you wouldn't believe this but you guys all look like batteries right now.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by panais View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Or,hi my name is ultra and... im a energoholic

no
Hi my name is ultra, and I am so into acid, seriously I'm like full of it, ... consequently, you wouldn't believe this but you guys all look like batteries right now.

Skulblaka

Haven't posted in a while.

panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Skulblaka View Post
Haven't posted in a while.
True!!

Maguscreed

kelly blue book value $0

mickey megabyte

do you think they left out the word 'will' and had to add it in later?

Maguscreed

looks that way, kind of a bipolar choice of bands too...

Thorsen

Dont know if this was posted, but i saw this recently:

Avatar Pocahantas

mickey megabyte

good find, but then again there is only a limited amount of plots in fiction. there's a bit of disagreement as to exactly how many - 7, 20 or 9?

BrightBlessings

-1.jpg

metalmania31

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
Dont know if this was posted, but i saw this recently:

Avatar Pocahantas
That's one of the worst movies I've had the misfortune of watching. About 1/3 into it I realized what propaganda film it was and was sorely irritated for the rest of it. I want my money back James Cameron.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Thorsen View Post
Dont know if this was posted, but i saw this recently:

Avatar Pocahantas
At least the natives won.

In reality they were exterminated.

So do you go with "happy ending" or the truth?

BrightBlessings

Propaganda is what hollywood is about.

Maguscreed

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Propaganda is what the movies and TV are about.
fixed.

mickey megabyte

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Propaganda is what the movies, TV, and the press are about.
fixed x2.

Hopalong X

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Propaganda is what hollywood is about.
If the natives won a war once then the movie is propaganda.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.

Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.

1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.

BrightBlessings

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Propaganda is what the movies, TV, and the press are about.
fixed x2.
You will be typing quite a while to fix it properly.

Hopalong X

Oh well who wants reality in the Chill Room.

Lest we offend someone.

Sam7

Hot Dog anyone?

KimJong


BrightBlessings

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by BrightBlessings View Post
Propaganda is what hollywood is about.
If the natives won a war once then the movie is propaganda.
They have not won a war in reality.
Only won a few battles. Never the war.

Extermination and eradication of native people is not propaganda.

1492 and beyond our ancestors were very proficient at it.
The Americas, Africa, Australia, Asia and the entire Pacific region.
This I know all to well. I am not dim. I was replying to post #856 and not your post.#857. And it has nothing to do with the movie that was named, just my observation of what comes out of Hollywood. It is indeed all propaganda, one way or the other.

Hopalong X

I was agreeing with you.
I see now by quoting you I may have appeared as disagreeing.
Sorry. Unintended.

BrightBlessings

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
I was agreeing with you.
I see now by quoting you I may have appeared as disagreeing.
Sorry. Unintended.
No my mistake. I mistook your quoting me as a disagreement. My apologies!
This is just something I am passionate about. Please make your embarressed un smiley go away. I've had a few too many wines today, and am a little niggley. Is my turn now.

mickey megabyte




panais

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Sam7 View Post
Hot Dog anyone?
Is that a contagious?

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BrightBlessings

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I think this is a better design.
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Skulblaka

So, what do you do for a living?

Maguscreed

yup, that about does it

panais

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yup, that about does it
He! Good one!

Maguscreed

A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.

This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.

boohbah

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I think this is a better design.
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"mummy can i lick the bowl"......




NO, flush it like eveyone else

Maguscreed

Seriously if anyone can identify the species in the picture I posted above, please let me know.

TVeblen

The largest native species in North America is the Eastern Indigo Snake: Eastern indigo snake - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And the Black Rat Snake is a close second: Pantherophis obsoletus - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

But that snake looks to be well over 10 feet so that raises the possibility that it is a non-native species and I'd guess an anaconda.

It became quite trendy during the Goth period on teenagedum to own a snake as a pet, and the pet of choice for the X-treme dudes was an anaconda. But like so many irresponsible pet owners, the shine comes off and the chores get old and they just release the animals into the wild. Perhaps that is what we are seeing here.

Layback Bear

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Seriously if anyone can identify the species in the picture I posted above, please let me know.
I'm not a expert but by looking at the length comparing with the distance of the fence post in the background and it't diameter I would think the snake is in the constrictor family, Python or Anaconda family. The head is not shaped like a viper family snake.

A Guy

Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.

This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
snopes.com: King Brown Snake

A Guy

Maguscreed

oh someone is getting smacked.

Hopalong X

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.

This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
snopes.com: King Brown Snake

A Guy
Brink has been playing in his genetics lab again.

Maguscreed

In my defense it's not so large as for it to have been impossible for it to be real.

Hopalong X

You are right they do get big.
More photos at link.

16-Foot-Python Killed In Florida; Deer Found In Stomach (PHOTOS)


The Howling Wolves

Mike,

Kim Jong would be having a BBQ and inviting 7 forum to share in the feast.
That is one large Python.

mickey megabyte

That was a dear meal - you're right, I'll leave the room.

TVeblen

dear? it only cost one buck

rvbfan

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A GUY : MYTHBUSTER!

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A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.
Send your old HS friend over here.....

Borg 386

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Guest

Think these people overdid the decorations just a bit?

mickey megabyte


Maguscreed

I am .. for once... absolutely speechless.

rigz

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Quote�� Quote: Originally Posted by Maguscreed View Post
A old highschool friend of mine took this yesterday and posted it to his FB.

This picture was taken just outside delray WV.
Not sure exactly what kind of snake it is, but it's freaking huge he thought it might be a king cobra. If so it's about the max size for one.
It's definitely not anything native to the area.
snopes.com: King Brown Snake

A Guy

I think this is the reason why it was belong here in Funny and Geeky Cool Pics [2] thread .

rvbfan

Never mind

Maguscreed

I have no idea what everyone's political affiliations are, but this was well done and it made me laugh.

BrightBlessings

Those Crazy Italians

Fabrizio
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A Guy



A Guy

stevieray

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A Guy
GAH! I actually know people just like that. They'll install every sketchy toolbar and diseased screensaver that comes along... and they'll call me wondering how to get rid of "those annoying pop-ups down the bottom of the screen" from adobe and java.

Borg 386

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I have no idea what everyone's political affiliations are, but this was well done and it made me laugh.
That reminded me of when they did the same thing with the Bush cabinet.

vierasniper

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A Guy
Story of my life.

Maguscreed

it was only 12 days ago that we lost Bernie from accounting.

Layback Bear

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it was only 12 days ago that we lost Bernie from accounting.
Do they make good pets?

A Guy

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it was only 12 days ago that we lost Bernie from accounting.
Do they make good pets?
If they are in a good mood...



A Guy

Maguscreed

uh... huh

Hopalong X

Here kitty, kitty.

rvbfan

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BrightBlessings

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Maguscreed

.............

mickey megabyte

with apologies to the ladies on the forum


Maguscreed

The true genius of Dr Seuss

manhunter2826

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:rofl: :rotfl:

Maguscreed

Clark Kent could only blame himself, ..."get on facebook mom", ...he said," it'll be good for you."

Imperfect1

THAT is funny!!!!!! And kinda explains things. . .


Layback Bear

Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?

The Howling Wolves

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Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?
Layback,
The old man doesn't need to pour anymore into it. We need to add a laxative in order to remove all of them from office. Like a Bowel Cleanser treatment.
THW

Maguscreed

see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...

geez. don't I feel the love.

The Howling Wolves

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see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...

geez. don't I feel the love.

Did not mean to ignore you!
Love will be sent Feb 14th on Valentines Day.
THW

Hopalong X

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see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...

geez. don't I feel the love.

Dinesh

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see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...

geez. don't I feel the love.
That's a cute horse.

Layback Bear

I'm getting older and I miss a few things but I can't remember what they are.

Maguscreed

Today I have selected something about reality tv.

A Guy

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see I posted the exact same image higher up on this very same page and everyone ignored it...

geez. don't I feel the love.
I laughed at yours

A Guy

Maguscreed

I wonder how the ranchers raise the boners?
The second one is an attempt at a valentines card that came out very creepy sounding.

panais

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THAT is funny!!!!!! And kinda explains things. . .

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Imperfect1 is that old man pouring that stuff into Washington D.C.?
Yep!!

Maguscreed

Today, justin beiber.

Borg 386

...

Dinesh

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...
Hehehe nice one...

rvbfan

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panais

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...
Good one!

M1GU31

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...
i do lool,especially when my game freezes or get a slow down in a application or something won't close

Maguscreed

If you live in the united states...
take cover.

BrightBlessings

If the government stops funding the space program.

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panais

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If the government stops funding the space program.

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Sponsored.

Good one!

Maguscreed

Might as well fund the space program, it's all imaginary money they just print out of thin air anyhow, what difference does it make. Heck let's budget 10,000,000,000,000 dollars for the space program this year....

panais

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Might as well fund the space program, it's all imaginary money they just print out of thin air anyhow, what difference does it make. Heck let's budget 10,000,000,000,000 dollars for the space program this year....
Yeah!! Good idea!!

Who cares if people starving?

Lets check first if we can find apple juice in Mars!

Hopalong X

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Lets check first if we can find apple juice in Mars!
With or without arsenic?
If Mars apple juice is with arsneic we already have plenty on Earth.



... and now for something totally different.

Darwinism II- They live and breed among us.

panais

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Lets check first if we can find apple juice in Mars!
With or without arsenic?
If Mars apple juice is with arsneic we already have plenty on Earth.



... and now for something totally different.

Darwinism II- They live and breed among us.

Maguscreed

a new emote for you.

Hopalong X

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a new emote for you.

Maguscreed

The game, ...they lost it

panais

Guatemala.

Was a big building there before

Maguscreed

before... someone that understands layers in photoshop got a hold of it?

Hopalong X

National Geographic> Guatemala Sinkhole Created by Humans, Not Nature



A Guy

That's real. It happened at an intersection. It does look fake, but as they say. Truth is stranger then fiction. A Guy

Maguscreed

actually I was looking specifically at the lower right corner of the hole in the first image
it really does look like someone dropped a layer in there.

xarden

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actually I was looking specifically at the lower right corner of the hole in the first image
it really does look like someone dropped a layer in there.
Agree'd.
Something doesnt quite sit right with me on this either...
Also, notice the underground piping in the second picture. They seem odd, and are inconsistant with the first image.

Im not a rock scientist, but that doesn't look like pumice in any of its forms.

gladson1976

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Guatemala.

Was a big building there before

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Both the images are from different angles. The piping is outside the building with the red terrace and red walls in both the pictures. Its just that the buildings are in different places in both the images.

mickey megabyte

looks real to me.


Dinesh

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looks real to me.


Hopalong X

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looks real to me.

A worm hole!!!

Now we can travel to other worlds and destroy find life on other worlds...
... or be eaten.

Imperfect1


Don't understand why someone would post an anti-gay slur. Actually, Justin Beiber has been dating celebrity Selena Gomez for well over a year, so he most likely isn't gay, but even if he was gay, SO WHAT????? Then he'd make thousands of boys happy!

Maguscreed

I never said there was anything wrong with being gay now did I?

You're like the guy that called me a homophobe because I didn't want to view his collection of gay porn.

There are lines man.

djl47

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Im not a rock scientist, but that doesn't look like pumice in any of its forms.
Much of Central America is covered with pumice and ash compacted by rain and more pumice and ash over the centuries.
List of volcanoes in Guatemala - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Central America Volcanic Arc - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Maguscreed

let's have a look at the libertarian movement shall we?

M1GU31

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looks real to me.

lmao it reminded me of that one movie with the killer worms that borrow underground and eat ppl and cars and anything that moves. Good movie though I can't remember the name of it atm sadly

derekimo

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looks real to me.

lmao it reminded me of that one movie with the killer worms that borrow underground and eat ppl and cars and anything that moves. Good movie though I can't remember the name of it atm sadly
This one?

Tremors (1990) - IMDb

M1GU31

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Don't understand why someone would post an anti-gay slur. Actually, Justin Beiber has been dating celebrity Selena Gomez for well over a year, so he most likely isn't gay, but even if he was gay, SO WHAT????? Then he'd make thousands of boys happy!
and micheal jackson was dating a women also soo it's still possible and we all know how mj was

M1GU31

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looks real to me.

lmao it reminded me of that one movie with the killer worms that borrow underground and eat ppl and cars and anything that moves. Good movie though I can't remember the name of it atm sadly
This one?

Tremors (1990) - IMDb
yes

panais

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Guatemala.

Was a big building there before
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before... someone that understands layers in photoshop got a hold of it?
No i can ensure you that this is not a "Photoshopped" picture.

This is real photo!

A Guy

Tremors was a winner...Graboids

A Guy

Maguscreed

Harry Potter, ...or John Lennon, only your birthday can tell.

djl47

Minus one times two for not knowing the difference between "your" the possessive case of "you" and "you're" a contraction of "You are".
PS. Chapman shot the wrong bitch.

Maguscreed

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Minus one times two for not knowing the difference between "your" the possessive case of "you" and "you're" a contraction of "You are".
PS. Chapman shot the wrong bitch.

Since when are 'LOLcat' posters grammatically correct?


...and I can't help but notice you have no problem with 'dis' instead of 'this'.


so I is gunna now be tellun yous all 'bout dis here englush muh techur dun lurntz us swell.

Sorry, that was just to make sure the little grammar Nazi inside you is screaming REALLY loud. ...and so was that, oh ..wait, what? ...and that.

You know, honestly I can almost taste the pain you are suffering right now so I'll quit.

Hopalong X

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Harry Potter, ...or John Lennon, only your birthday can tell.
You're correct pardner.

Topper

Joan Archer

I remember Tremors, I've watched it a couple of times over the years, if not more.

panais

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I remember Tremors, I've watched it a couple of times over the years, if not more.
Tremors 1990

Maguscreed

These stupid terrorists just don't know when to quit.

Maguscreed

This may very well be my best one ever.

panais

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This may very well be my best one ever.
Ha! Good one!

jloc

This one isn't funny, geeky or cool, I just want your opinion :P

This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg

This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg

mickey megabyte


Maguscreed

lol, good one mickey, I'll counter with this.

Hopalong X

Hmmm????


Maguscreed

Yes, and we've already basically leveled an entire region of the globe over it, and are we any closer to any end? No we are charging into world war 3.
Because Iran accepted something other than US dollars for oil, is building nuclear weapons.

A Guy

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This one isn't funny, geeky or cool, I just want your opinion :P

This picture was taken while using the cameras optical zoom, nothing was done to the picture:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/5202/opticalzoom.jpg

This picture was taken completely zoomed out and then cropped in Photoshop:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...toshopzoom.jpg
You woke him up

A Guy

Maguscreed

okay no more political stuff... well maybe kind of sort of, you know in a indirect way...

xarden

Maguscreed, where are you getting those from?
I saw one the other day about airsofters, but dont remember where it was.
made me laugh though.

mickey megabyte

don't forget that luke skywalker was a terrorist!


Borg 386

What to do.....?

A Guy

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What to do.....?
Punt

A Guy

Maguscreed

pump the brakes?

Britton30

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Maguscreed

smart dog.

vierasniper

That is all.
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Hopalong X

I guess that is better than bringing in "Darth the Negotiator".

Maguscreed

You know I have to say, I may actually be okay with them not labeling food accurately...
p.s. ... the question mark after cheese food is classic.

Layback Bear

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Poor Pluto has to go back to the minor league. Just like ball players.

Alviran

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I guess that is better than bringing in "Darth the Negotiator".
I fear we are past negotiation stage. Looks like a fully operational Death Star star to me


panais

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Good one!

rvbfan


M1GU31

whos hungry?

panais

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whos hungry?
KimJong No 2

BrightBlessings

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panais

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I like the one with the boat!

StalkeR

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Excellent !

Maguscreed

This sign is real, I can only assume the employee report written up about it was rather amusing.

Layback Bear

The shot will hit the fan over that sign.

Qdos

Ouch, they oughta call that the "eye-waterer meal..."

Maguscreed

The best cola this side of shanghai.

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