erotic mouse part 1

Bosslady

can someone help my laptop mouse is ACTING UP it is just doing what it pleases its driving me mad, the curser is here there and everywhere

mc995599

If you have another mouse you could plug that in and navigate to the start menu and type into the search bar DEVICE MANAGER click on the option that says DEVICE MANAGER navigate to MICE double click your Mouse and hit update driver.

This should hopefully work

Lunarpancake

do you mean erratic? Erotic is a totally different issue.

shozum

I do so think you mean erratic my friend, as I highly doubt your mouse is fostering adult situations....nevermind. Don't wanna know.

Clean the bottom of it.

Change the battery if it's cordless.

Check the USB/bluetooth sensor if it's cordless to see if it's loose.

Make sure the surface you are using it on is flat and non-refractive.

Install the latest drivers for your mouse from the manufacturers website if the update in device manager doesn't seem to work.


Good luck!

HammerHead

In my case it's the operator that is erotic, or is that neuorotic?

Arc

I guess SFC /SCANNOW Command - System File Checker will fix your problem . Once I also had such a trouble .... but it was not erotic at all for me

KimJong

Does your mouse look like this?

shozum

Awesomeness. Probably the single best thread I have visited all day.

Ravanx

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Pearlypearl

can someone help my laptop mouse is erotic it is just doing what it pleases its driving me mad, the curser is here there and everywhere

Two possible causes.
You mouse roller is dirty. So the dirt causes your roller sensors to go haywire when your mouse ball is rolling in another direction.
Your registry key is corrupt. Use System Restore. If that doesn't solve the problem, try fixing the registry keys or do a reformat.

Lemur

You had my attention at "erotic". Freudian slip, perhaps. hehe.

If you're using an optical mouse, make sure the bottom is clean. If you're using a ball, remove and clean the ball, blowing out any dust in the mouse.

Also, change your battery if you have an optical or wireless mouse.

Speaking of wireless, make sure the wireless access and the mouse are close, with nothing obstructing them.

KimJong

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

I would assume the opposite.

Lordbob75

�� Quote: Originally Posted by shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

I would assume the opposite.

...lol

Then what about a dirty/rough surface, optical mice go all strange when in contact with a non placid surface

noobvious

Ravanx, there are more than 2 possible causes.
Perlyperl, make sure to check out what shozum mentions.

Obligatory erotic reference:
Mice with dirty balls are not erotic, merely erratic.
It is the ones with curves you have to watch out for.

~Lordbob

Barman58

Great thread!

shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious

Great thread!

Epic?

LiquidSnak

It would only be epic if we could get a pic or two with a mouse in a bikini, preferably gesturing or posed in a risque manner. The 1rst pic and topic made it great, we just need another gentle nudge to send it into the Epic status

Arc

Jeez. More pictures is what you want for epic status?

And liquidsnak said: "let there be epic"







and there was.

shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by shozum

It would only be epic if we could get a pic or two with a mouse in a bikini, preferably gesturing or posed in a risque manner. The 1rst pic and topic made it great, we just need another gentle nudge to send it into the Epic status

Will it work ?

Guest

I hereby dubb this EPIC LOL.

Who would have thought....erotic meeces do exist and in various forms, shapes, and sizes

linnemeyerhere

How best to clean your mouse ball? I long ago lost my mouse ball so I have to trust my memory. I think I would twist it's retention plate and carefully remove my mouse ball. Then wash it under warm water with some soap and then allow to dry completely then re-install after blowing out the cavity. How did you handle you dirty mouse ball?
Wasn't this also a 80's cartoon series....."the adventures of erotic mouse"

Arc

Got another thing in google search which is "distinctly bold" in all respects .... I dont dare to past it here

Kari

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

Please PM me your address so I can send the laundry bill; got mouthful of coffee all over my clothes when reading this

shozum

I used windex on the ball itself and the rollers. Dirt, hair, and well grime would gather on the rollers so you might have to spin them a bit to get it completely clean. I think I even resorted to a pocket knife on one mouse that looked like it had some hard, tacky like substance catching at one of the rollers. Take care and wash the retention plate and the groves while you have it disassembled as well as the pads on the bottom of the mice since those tend to collect dirt as well and can cause the mouse to catch when in use.

shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Got another thing in google search which is "distinctly bold" in all respects .... I dont dare to past it here

*SIGH* now I have to go to google...

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Got another thing in google search which is "distinctly bold" in all respects .... I dont dare to past it here

*SIGH* now I have to go to google...

Search in Techfemina: One-stop destination for geeky girls.

noobvious

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Got another thing in google search which is "distinctly bold" in all respects .... I dont dare to past it here

*SIGH* now I have to go to google...

Search in Techfemina: One-stop destination for geeky girls.

I think I may have found it.

LiquidSnak

Perhaps it is the lack of wrist support that causes your erotic mouse problems?

noobvious

So I'm guessing the one Arc is referring to is not this one...Ba-Donka-Donk Butt Mouse Complete with Thong - bLavish but the other one which I'm not sure if we should post....lol.

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by LiquidSnak

Perhaps it is the lack of wrist support that causes your erotic mouse problems?

and the .Ba-Donka-Donk mouse

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by noobvious

So I'm guessing the one Arc is referring to is not this one...Ba-Donka-Donk Butt Mouse Complete with Thong - bLavish but the other one which I'm not sure if we should post....lol.

Not so simple ... it is beyond imagination

Bosslady

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lunarpancake

do you mean erratic? Erotic is a totally different issue.

OMG I have never had so many replies to a thread, lol .i must have been thinking about something else at the time of writing, but i will check my dictionary in future , lol and to those guys who managed to give me proper answers to my problem i will give them a go thankyou

DocBrown

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�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lunarpancake

do you mean erratic? Erotic is a totally different issue.[/QUOTE
OMG I have never had so many replies to a thread, lol .i must have been thinking about something else at the time of writing, but i will check my dictionary in future , lol and to those guys who managed to give me proper answers to my problem i will give them a go thankyou

Oh my

RA5C

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Does your mouse look like this?

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I want one.

Grimmjow

For better mouse experience, I would recommend mouse pad. Friend of mine has one, and he is very satisfied with it. Example:

Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Does your mouse look like this?

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Well, if I was a guy I'd be saying this:

But since I'm a girl, I'm saying this:

LiquidSnak, KimJong, Grimmjow, lorddenis, Arc, and all you other comedians up there --- you're the BEST!!!!

Arc

I guess you are true . We belong to a great great group

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Does your mouse look like this?

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Well, if I was a guy I'd be saying this:

But since I'm a girl, I'm saying this:

LiquidSnak, KimJong, Grimmjow, lorddenis, Arc, and all you other comedians up there --- you're the BEST!!!!

There is a girl on this forum ?

Somevone shuld make on for the ladies

Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

There shuld be a sign so wed all knew where a lady is...

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

There shuld be a sign so wed all knew where a lady is...

Somebody may claim the reverse .... The other day one guy greeted Jan and me , saying "Gentlemen"

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lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

There shuld be a sign so wed all knew where a lady is...

Somebody may claim the reverse .... The other day one guy greeted Jan and me , saying "Gentlemen"

Icons on Desktop

hmmmm... I would do the same mistake. I didnt know shes a female.

Joan Archer

�� Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

There shuld be a sign so wed all knew where a lady is...

Why, that would take all the fun out of it

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Joan Archer

�� Quote: Originally Posted by lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

There shuld be a sign so wed all knew where a lady is...

Why, that would take all the fun out of it

Because we behave when women are around us

linnemeyerhere

Sometimes mis-behave !

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by linnemeyerhere

Sometimes mis-behave !

Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

And probably very much a lady in fact!

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

Yep, if I must say so myself, I'm VERY MUCH a lady in fact!

How much ? Can it be measured in percentage ?

(if it is 100% , the "very much " thing will not be applicable ; it would be "completely" then . May I guess the percentage is between 50% to 100% , so that we may we may think it is approaching 100% or tends to 100% , and you are very much a lady ? )

Joking , mate . Dont take it otherwise

Dwarf

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

Yep, if I must say so myself, I'm VERY MUCH a lady in fact!

We had to check.

lorddenis

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Arc

Hi m'lord ... the starter of the thread is herself is a lady ... if I am not wrong

Yep, if I must say so myself, I'm VERY MUCH a lady in fact!

We had to check.

are we sure now ?

JMH

No erotic mouse here

BUT

I do have an an erogenous USB Port....


This thread gives the term "Hardware" a new dimension......

macgyver2

so minus all the adult talk about hardware, is it possible she's talking about the trackpad as her mouse? I know when i have my trackpad on and use my wireless mouse the trackpad acts all strange randomly. Cleaning the touch surface is the only cure but once its used again it will happen again at some point.

Kari

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

No erotic mouse here

BUT

I do have an an erogenous USB Port....


This thread gives the term "Hardware" a new dimension......

Yes, it gives... Whats the oldest program you still use

JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Kari

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

No erotic mouse here

BUT

I do have an an erogenous USB Port....


This thread gives the term "Hardware" a new dimension......

Yes, it gives... Whats the oldest program you still use

Kari - Just be grateful that your hardware hasn't turned into software!

Tews

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

Kari - Just be grateful that your hardware hasn't turned into software!

Demokid18

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Lunarpancake

do you mean erratic? Erotic is a totally different issue.

made me lol

Arc

I have nothing to say Just

profdlp

My graphics card is having hot flashes. I know because the fan keeps kicking on.

Does that count?

JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp

My graphics card is having hot flashes. I know because the fan keeps kicking on.

Does that count?

A menopausal graphics card meets an erotic mouse...
Yes I think that you well & truly qualify.

Kari

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp

My graphics card is having hot flashes. I know because the fan keeps kicking on.

Does that count?

A menopausal graphics card meets an erotic mouse...
Yes I think that you well & truly qualify.

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Does your mouse look like this?

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Solarstarshines

Seriously though, checking your drivers I think would be the first thing to do. Use your touch pad if easier. You could also go to Control Panel and click Mouse and check the various settings. Sorry 'bout all the jokes but this is a pretty sharp bunch on SF and they jump on any opportunity. Good luck!

JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by alfred01

this is a pretty sharp bunch on SF and they jump on any opportunity.

In fact An opportunity should not be missed at all . They dont come frequently

stormy13

Everything has been covered, All i can do is sit back and laugh

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

Solarstarshines

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines

Everything has been covered, All i can do is sit back and laugh

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

Fella's?

Some of us are ladies - or at least that was so last time I checked!

noobvious

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines

Everything has been covered, All i can do is sit back and laugh

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

Fella's?

Some of us are ladies - or at least that was so last time I checked!

ok scratch fella's Ladies and Gents

Arc

�� Quote: Originally Posted by stormy13

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

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Guest

stormy
I always wanted to know a bloke who would stay up all night with a camera on the remote chance he would capture the pic of the century....
Congrats to you!

Guest

�� Quote: Originally Posted by stormy13

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Solarstarshines

Epic dirty balls and erotic mouse pics be carefull fella's we don't want any of you busted for pirated mouse porn hahahaha

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Dwarf

linnemeyerhere

Still think this would make a great adult cartoon title "The adventures of Erotic Mouse"

JMH

�� Quote: Originally Posted by linnemeyerhere

Still think this would make a great adult cartoon title "The adventures of Erotic Mouse"

Erotic Mouse Tales at Seven Forums....


[Erotic mice today...
Slightly off topic - Root rats tomorrow - What next?.....Bonking bears perhaps.]

linnemeyerhere

Yes indeed I believe we're on to something here. maybe a separate VIP room cartoon for kids 18 and over?

linnemeyerhere

And then mother said, "stop hitting yourself in the foot with that stick dear, here, use this axe."

boohbah

�� Quote: Originally Posted by linnemeyerhere

Yes indeed I believe we're on to something here. maybe a separate VIP room cartoon for kids 18 and over?

And have the occasional wine and kibble party. What do you think cheese?

JMH

Well it's obvious how I feel about the whole cheese thing !

Guest

�� Quote: Originally Posted by linnemeyerhere

Well it's obvious how I feel about the whole cheese thing !

Good point Alan. Where is my head? No, seriously, has anybody seen my head? Gooe job I no howe to tipe or I]d be loset. Where's the darn spill chick>

Guest

�� Quote: Originally Posted by Fayla

�� Quote: Originally Posted by shozum

�� Quote: Originally Posted by KimJong

Would dirty balls cause an erotic mouse?

I would assume the opposite.

...lol

Then what about a dirty/rough surface, optical mice go all strange when in contact with a non flacid surface

just discovered this thread,

i have an arc touch mouse that fits nicely in my palm.
it uses blue track technology and can be used on most surfaces and has a blue laser, so no dirty balls.

Guest

My Logitech Anywhere mouse {MX} is a tad promiscuous, sleek & comfortable to "hold."

boohbah

a nice feature of the arc touch is that it has a slim touch scroll pad to emulate the scroll wheel of a generic mouse,
you can feel it vibrate when you flick it with your finger.

linnemeyerhere

I've handled some scroll buttons that did the exact same thing when done properly. They let you know when you were close to a good place !

boohbah

�� Quote: Originally Posted by JMH

My Logitech Anywhere mouse {MX} is a tad promiscuous, sleek & comfortable to "hold."

i see the thread cleaning/tidying mice have been busy