Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 
When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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When you reach my age, it's called a 'Senior Moment'.
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i often look for my glasses whilst wearing them...
What was I doing in this thread again?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???
�� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex If a person walks up a hill, is he/she on the level???
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you that a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by wes Why is the probability of a hardware failure disappearing inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte if a man speaks his mind in a forest, and there's no women nearby to hear him, is he still wrong?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
I like this section! LOL! 
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Baron von Shush I like this section! LOL!
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but are the hardest thing to eat with?
"Why is it that when we talk to God, we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball �� Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball �� Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
quite effective I've found.
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
Why is abreviation such a long word?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by johnwillyums quite effective I've found.
i still can't make up my mind whether to try it or not...
You'll sometimes hear people say " good success ", is there bad success?
You'll sometimes hear people say " logical sense ", is there illogical sense?
You'll sometimes hear people say " logical sense ", is there illogical sense?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte i still can't make up my mind whether to try it or not...
I liked your "If a man speaks his mind in the forest" one, but you had to see Irene's answer coming.
I had a friend whom was really looking forward to his wedding until after, when he realized "I do" was the last decision he would ever make.
Thanks for sharing.
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When you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imagination?
When you dream in colour, is it a pigment of your imagination?
A 'fine' is a tax for doing wrong. A 'tax' is a fine for doing well.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
Happiness is not having what you want, it�s wanting what you have.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte i still can't make up my mind whether to try it or not...
Try it! Go on you know you want to, I must admit though sometimes I do the best of three! LOL!
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can't do it!
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you accomplished?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene �� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
Can't do it!
Might have to use stomach muscles to get desired effect.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly If you try to fail and succeed, which have you accomplished?
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
If your prepared to tame with the lions - then you must first face the bull head on.
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Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can't blame on the government.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene �� Quote: Originally Posted by spinifex Yes!!
Can't do it!
Might have to use stomach muscles to get desired effect.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it.
When you get into your next argument with a dear one, assuming you cannot be both. . . think about this question: Would you rather be right or happy?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 When you get into your next argument with a dear one, assuming you cannot be both. . . think about this question: Would you rather be right or happy?
Hi Everyone,
Thanks for sharing your quotes my state flag is: Florida,
because I go there a lot to visit my uncle who lives there.
Thanks for sharing your quotes my state flag is: Florida,
because I go there a lot to visit my uncle who lives there.
Procrastinators unite... tomorrow.
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The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
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The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Pusspa �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
BTW: The 'circle' in the photo of my avatar is a buckle on the belt of my shorts.
I always see the circular curl at the base of the I in my signature as a 'smile'.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn.
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
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I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
I have learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it...
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it...
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why can't people open their eyes when they sneeze?
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 Why can't people open their eyes when they sneeze?
I'm glad that Adam was able to hold his eyes open while he sneezed, but me thinks Adam's got too much time on his hands! 
Love the clip Mickey!!
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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If you only do what you know you can do - you never do very much.
If you only do what you know you can do - you never do very much.
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Music is what feelings sound like.
Music is what feelings sound like.
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Music is what feelings sound like.
Music is what feelings sound like.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Imperfect1 �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Music is what feelings sound like.
Music is what feelings sound like.
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Try and fail, but don't fail to try.
Try and fail, but don't fail to try.
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
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Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte �� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
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You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
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you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte Quote:
you can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by bradindahood Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
... goes for women too
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
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It's never too late to be what you might have been.
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words, 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in bloodsucking creatures?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words, 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in bloodsucking creatures?
Everyone has a photographic memory, however some people don't have any film
�� Quote: Originally Posted by geeve420 Everyone has a photographic memory, however some people don't have any film
What's funny?
My SD card must be full.
My SD card must be full.
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A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.
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Goldfish have 3 second memories and, on average, it takes them 4 seconds to do a lap of a goldfish bowl...
Do they suffer from deja vu?
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Goldfish have 3 second memories and, on average, it takes them 4 seconds to do a lap of a goldfish bowl...
Do they suffer from deja vu?
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone. . .
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Goldfish have 3 second memories and, on average, it takes them 4 seconds to do a lap of a goldfish bowl...
Do they suffer from deja vu?
Goldfish have 3 second memories and, on average, it takes them 4 seconds to do a lap of a goldfish bowl...
Do they suffer from deja vu?
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Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable.
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You Know You're Addicted to the Internet If...
You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet If...
You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet If...
You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You Know You're Addicted to the Internet If...
You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~Leopold Stokowski
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The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
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Gossip is like a photograph. It starts with a negative, then is developed and enlarged.
Gossip is like a photograph. It starts with a negative, then is developed and enlarged.
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait', just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait', just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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�� Quote: Originally Posted by Irene .
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait', just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait', just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
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Why do companies offer you 'free' gifts? Since when has a gift NOT been free?
Why do companies offer you 'free' gifts? Since when has a gift NOT been free?
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If the sky is the limit, then what is space? ...over the limit?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space? ...over the limit?
- ask yourself, what is the purpose of loneliness..??
�� Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister - ask yourself, what is the purpose of loneliness..??
None...
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If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane!
Thought for the Day for those who're at work on a Sunday (like me)...
If you cannot escape the rape; enjoy it!
If you cannot escape the rape; enjoy it!
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Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world
Everyone has music in them. Only the talented have the ability to share it with the rest of the world
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Practice safe eating � always use condiments.
Practice safe eating � always use condiments.
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How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
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Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
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Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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